What Bird Brings Babies?

mountainlion20032003 · 12-29-2005, 08:40 PM

Little Johnny says "Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?"

His mom says, "Why, a stork, little Johnny."

Little Johnny says, "Mom, what kind of bird brings black babies?"

His mom says, "A raven, dear."

Little Johnny then says, "Then what kind of bird brings no babies at
all?"

His mom says, "A swallow!"

CanadianBabe · 12-29-2005, 08:53 PM

I was thinking of a stork. But, I can only think of one bird that brings babies. There is white creamy fluid that comes out of this bird though.

buttercups · 12-29-2005, 08:53 PM

lol! thats a good one doug!

sunny sky · 12-29-2005, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

Little Johnny says "Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?"

His mom says, "Why, a stork, little Johnny."

Little Johnny says, "Mom, what kind of bird brings black babies?"

His mom says, "A raven, dear."

Little Johnny then says, "Then what kind of bird brings no babies at
all?"

His mom says, "A swallow!"

hahahaha!!! yep she is right about that. great rib tickler sweetie. lmao!! big hugs sunny sky

mountainlion20032003 · 12-29-2005, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CanadianBabe

I was thinking of a stork. But, I can only think of one bird that brings babies. There is white creamy fluid that comes out of this bird though.

LOL! I bet so!

mountainlion20032003 · 12-29-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by buttercups

lol! thats a good one doug!

LOL! I thought you would like that! Thanks buttercups!

mountainlion20032003 · 12-29-2005, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sunny sky

hahahaha!!! yep she is right about that. great rib tickler sweetie. lmao!! big hugs sunny sky

LOL! I thought you would enjoy this one! Thanks hun!

CanadianBabe · 12-30-2005, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

LOL! I bet so!

So, just give me your sperm, and I will be on my way.

mountainlion20032003 · 12-30-2005, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by CanadianBabe

So, just give me your sperm, and I will be on my way.

Make a deposit right! LOL!

CanadianBabe · 12-30-2005, 02:39 AM

Hmm...I wonder what could happen, if you make that deposit?

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