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    There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about
    2
    weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary.

    Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the
    doorstep.
    The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better,
    the man asks the missionary for directions to the nearest town.

    On his way out the backdoor, he sees this horse. He goes back into the
    house and asks the missionary, "Could I borrow your horse and give it
    back
    when I reach the town?"

    The missionary says, "Sure but there is a special thing about this
    horse.
    You have to say 'Thank God' to make it go and 'Amen' to make it stop."
    Not paying much attention, the man says, "Sure, ok."

    So he gets on the horse and says, "Thank God" and the horse starts
    walking.

    Then he say, "Thank God, thank God, " and the horse starts trotting.
    Feeling really brave, the man say, "Thank God, thank God, thank God,
    thank
    God, thank God" and the horse just takes off.

    Pretty soon he sees this cliff coming up and he's doing everything he
    can
    to make the horse stop. "Whoa, stop, hold on!" Finally he remembers,
    "Amen!"

    The horse stops 4 inches from the cliff.

    The man leans back in the saddle and says, "Thank God!"






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about
    2
    weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary.

    Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the
    doorstep.
    The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better,
    the man asks the missionary for directions to the nearest town.

    On his way out the backdoor, he sees this horse. He goes back into the
    house and asks the missionary, "Could I borrow your horse and give it
    back
    when I reach the town?"

    The missionary says, "Sure but there is a special thing about this
    horse.
    You have to say 'Thank God' to make it go and 'Amen' to make it stop."
    Not paying much attention, the man says, "Sure, ok."

    So he gets on the horse and says, "Thank God" and the horse starts
    walking.

    Then he say, "Thank God, thank God, " and the horse starts trotting.
    Feeling really brave, the man say, "Thank God, thank God, thank God,
    thank
    God, thank God" and the horse just takes off.

    Pretty soon he sees this cliff coming up and he's doing everything he
    can
    to make the horse stop. "Whoa, stop, hold on!" Finally he remembers,
    "Amen!"

    The horse stops 4 inches from the cliff.

    The man leans back in the saddle and says, "Thank God!"


    UH HU!!!!! WRONG THING TO SAY AT THAT TIME. HEHEHE AND OVER THE CLIFF HE GOES. I WONDER HOW FAR IT WAS TO THE BOTTOM? POOR FELLA. SENDING LOVE AND HUGS YOUR WAY. SUNNY SKY




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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about
    2
    weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary.

    Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the
    doorstep.
    The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better,
    the man asks the missionary for directions to the nearest town.

    On his way out the backdoor, he sees this horse. He goes back into the
    house and asks the missionary, "Could I borrow your horse and give it
    back
    when I reach the town?"

    The missionary says, "Sure but there is a special thing about this
    horse.
    You have to say 'Thank God' to make it go and 'Amen' to make it stop."
    Not paying much attention, the man says, "Sure, ok."

    So he gets on the horse and says, "Thank God" and the horse starts
    walking.

    Then he say, "Thank God, thank God, " and the horse starts trotting.
    Feeling really brave, the man say, "Thank God, thank God, thank God,
    thank
    God, thank God" and the horse just takes off.

    Pretty soon he sees this cliff coming up and he's doing everything he
    can
    to make the horse stop. "Whoa, stop, hold on!" Finally he remembers,
    "Amen!"

    The horse stops 4 inches from the cliff.

    The man leans back in the saddle and says, "Thank God!"
    rotflmao,oooops!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunny sky




    UH HU!!!!! WRONG THING TO SAY AT THAT TIME. HEHEHE AND OVER THE CLIFF HE GOES. I WONDER HOW FAR IT WAS TO THE BOTTOM? POOR FELLA. SENDING LOVE AND HUGS YOUR WAY. SUNNY SKY
    Yes I would say so! LOL! Thanks hun! Hugs to you also!






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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueknight
    rotflmao,oooops!!
    LOL! Whoopsie, wrong command! Thanks Dan, glad you liked it!






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