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    Wink Poem! Lol!

    FEMALE POEM

    I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long.
    One who thinks before he speaks
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I want him to be gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
    And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I want this man to love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    MALE POEM

    I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
    with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
    I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.






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    Talking Good One Sweetie

    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    FEMALE POEM

    I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long.
    One who thinks before he speaks
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I want him to be gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
    And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I want this man to love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    MALE POEM

    I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
    with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
    I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.


    i can understand what she wants. its not too much. but from the looks of the gals that are advertiseing sure would be happy to fill his desires. from the looks of them they are showing more and more. so bad!!! warm hugs sunny sky




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    Quote Originally Posted by sunny sky
    i can understand what she wants. its not too much. but from the looks of the gals that are advertiseing sure would be happy to fill his desires. from the looks of them they are showing more and more. so bad!!! warm hugs sunny sky
    Thanks hun, glad you liked it! Hugs!






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