Everything is big in Texas

LissaRose · 10-23-2003, 09:36 AM

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When
he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow,
these seats are big!" The person next to him answered,
"Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in
Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar,
he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He
exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied,
"Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the
blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was
located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally
tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he
entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and
fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind
man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"

**IZaNaMI** · 10-23-2003, 10:57 AM

kdude64 · 10-23-2003, 11:31 PM

Thats good sweetie!,lmao

~BlackWidow34~ · 10-24-2003, 03:09 AM

LMAO, that's a good one,

TriniGyal_1986 · 10-24-2003, 11:33 AM

Poor guy.

**sewnutzcl1** · 10-24-2003, 02:50 PM

eclipse_storm · 10-25-2003, 03:46 AM

LOL nice !!

10-23-2003, 09:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
LissaRose Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South Carolina Posts: 120 Rep Power: 23	Everything is big in Texas There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!" __________________

10-23-2003, 11:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
kdude64 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Clemson,South Carolina Posts: 227 Rep Power: 23	Thats good sweetie!,lmao __________________ What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us!

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~BlackWidow34~ Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 231 Rep Power: 23	LMAO, that's a good one, __________________

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