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I love the taste of vagina
I found some out in Regina
It tasted so sweet
To eat it was a treat
But sadly it gave me angina

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An old bottle was found by McSweeny
When he rubbed it, out popped a genie'
Three wishes I'll grant,
Said McSweeney, "You shan't!"
Unless you enlarge my pecker which is teeny

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Tina said,"I am depressed, sad and alone"
I'm like a dog that has lost his bone,
To scratch this itch,
My skirt, up I'll hitch
Now I'm bare assed, sad and moan".

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A nympho at the university

Always was open to diversity

Had fun finding ways of doing it

Suck it fuck it even just chew a bit

Was there no end to her perversity?

[sexysadie]

A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

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My last threesome was an utter disaster

Cause I got flanked by my church deacon and pastor

Though his butt was slim

Unlike my girlfriends quim,

He was slow and couldn't go any faster

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"Ho Ho Ho " said Santa to the Pro!
"Hop on my lap and give Santa a blow."
And if you're real good
And I get a big wood,
I'll bend you over and have a go."

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The elf said to Santa "You've made me sore"
"Please Santa, don't do that anymore."
"Else, I'll tell Obama ...
'bout you and his mama
And Clinton and Dubya and Al Gore

[sexysadie]

There once was a girl on the Roo
Who would flirt with a boy or two
Her name is SexySadie
She's always a lady
And SB will agree that it's true..lol

[sexysadie]

There once was a man named SB
Who always knows how to thrill me
He just utters my name
And I hold him to blame
For the thoughts that I'm thinking tis true..hehe