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[Wiremaster]

There was a young lady named Erin
Who asked, "Why are all the men starin'?"
Her mother said, "Honey,
It's 'cause you look funny,
And there's a distinct lack of clothes that you're wearin'!"


There once was a man from Bombay
Who ate gallons of beans every day
He farted so loud,
He attracted a crowd
But the smell made them all run away.


A Certain Sweet Girl From Key West
Was Uncommonly Large In The Chest
Any Man's Close Attention
To Her Outside Dimension
Brought His Own Measurement To Its Best.


Here's a Hell I hope Spammers endure:
Eternally swim in manure,
While bombarded with e_mail
That tells in great detail
Of joys they can never procure


To temptation I'm quick to submit
I regret many sins, I admit
Yet this is no boast:
I regret the most
Those sins that I failed to commit!

[debsxmarshall]

there was an old man from nantucket
he went to the moon on a rocket
the rocket went bang
his balls went twang
and his dick ended up in his pocket

[Wiremaster]

LOL that was good LOL

[Wiremaster]

Two fairies were flitting one day
In the meadow where they liked to play
When the male made a pass
At the other (a lass),
Showing not quite all fairies are gay.


There was a young lady of Spain
Who took down her pants on a train.
There was a young porter
Who saw more than he orter,
And asked her to do it again.

[dezired_dreams]

There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

[Wiremaster]

LOL another good One LOL

[dezired_dreams]

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".

[debsxmarshall]

mary had a little lamb
she also had a duck
she put them on the mantlepiece
and they began to fuck

[brilor]

[size="5"]There was ayoung man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
In less than an hour his cock was a flower,
And his arse was a garden of weeds!![/SIze]

[brilor]

The limerick's callous and crude,
It's morals distressingly lewd.
It's not worth the reading
By persons of breeding;
It's designed for us vulgar and rude!