My Grandfather the amazing scotsman

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A travelling salesman visits a small town and sees a circus banner reading:
"Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman."

Curious, he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and
all eyes turn to the center ring. There, spot lit in the center ring is a
table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it is an old Scotsman.
Suddenly the old man lifts his kilt, whips out a huge penis and smashes all
three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the
elderly Scot is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees a
faded sign for the same circus and the same: "Don't Miss the Amazing
Scotsman." He can't believe the old guy is still alive much less still
doing his act! So he buys a ticket.

Again, the center ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three
coconuts are placed on the table. The Scotsman stands before them, then
suddenly lifts his kilt and smashes the Coconuts with three swings of his
amazing member. The crowd goes wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show.

"You're incredible," he tells the Scotsman. "But I have to know something.
You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well," says the Scot: "Ma eyes are nae whit they used to be."

[Wiremaster]

exercise is good for the members LOL, need glasses for the eyes LOL