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Old 04-21-2006, 09:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What is FOREPLAY?

1- The loving before the shoving.
2- The petting before the getting.
3- BULLSHIT!
4 -The licking before the pricking.
5- The stroking before the poking.
6- The procrastination & masturbation preceding penetration.
7- The lingering and the fingering.
8- A premature ejaculators nightmare!
9- Unnecessary with barn animals.
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Old 04-21-2006, 11:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Following may or may not reflect the views of list management, wife is watching.

What is FOREPLAY?

1- The loving before the shoving.
2- The petting before the getting.
3- BULLSHIT!
4 -The licking before the pricking.
5- The stroking before the poking.
6- The procrastination & masturbation preceding penetration.
7- The lingering and the fingering.
8- A premature ejaculators nightmare!
9- Unnecessary with barn animals.
Woooooooo Hoooooooooo! Another great post Wiremaster!
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Old 04-21-2006, 11:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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KISS- UPPER PERSWAYSION FOR LOWER INVASHION. HEHEHE HUGS SUNNY SKY

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Old 04-22-2006, 01:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Woooooooo Hoooooooooo! Another great post Wiremaster!
LOL Gotta love that foreplay LOL
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Old 04-22-2006, 01:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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KISS- UPPER PERSWAYSION FOR LOWER INVASHION. HEHEHE HUGS SUNNY SKY

GOOD ONE SWEETIE.
LOL That works very well too LOL
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LOL Gotta love that foreplay LOL
LOL! My favorite part!
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The sucking before the f...king LOL
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Old 04-24-2006, 10:08 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Down under in OZ it is "BRACE YOURSELF SHEILA"!
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good post babe! lol
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LOL! My favorite part!
LOL mine too LOL
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