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    Cool Scratch My Ass LOL!

    There was a city boy who had just moved into the country. He went
    walking around to check out his surroundings and found a farmer selling
    chickens. The city boy went over to the farmer to see how much he was
    selling them for.

    The farmer asked him if he wanted a male or a female. The city boy
    asked for both. So the farmer said, "Here you go, one cock and one
    pull-it."

    The city boy confused asked him what he meant.

    The farmer said, "A cock is a male chicken and a pull-it is a female
    chicken."

    The city boy said, "Oh," and went on his way with two chickens one
    under each arm.

    A bit further down the road he saw a donkey for sale. He went to the
    man who was selling it to find out how much it was.

    The man said, "The ass is 15 dollars."

    The city boy replied, "No, I want the donkey out side in your yard."

    The man just said, "That's an ass."

    The city boy, new to these terms, just said, "Oh." and bought the
    donkey.

    As he was leaving the man yelled out, "Wait, the ass gets a bit
    stubborn about going over hills, so you have to scratch him behind the ears to
    get him going again."

    So the city boy is going back home and the donkey stops dead in its
    tracks and he can't get it to move. He can't scratch its ear because he
    would have to drop one of the chickens and it would run away.

    So the city boy starts to fuss and yell at the donkey. While he is
    doing this a beautiful women walks up and asks him if he needs help.

    The city boy thinks, hey why don't I try to impress this beautiful
    women by using my new slang terms that I learned today. So the city boy
    turns to the woman and says, "Yeah, could you hold my cock and pull-it
    while I scratch my ass?"






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    There was a city boy who had just moved into the country. He went
    walking around to check out his surroundings and found a farmer selling
    chickens. The city boy went over to the farmer to see how much he was
    selling them for.

    The farmer asked him if he wanted a male or a female. The city boy
    asked for both. So the farmer said, "Here you go, one cock and one
    pull-it."

    The city boy confused asked him what he meant.

    The farmer said, "A cock is a male chicken and a pull-it is a female
    chicken."

    The city boy said, "Oh," and went on his way with two chickens one
    under each arm.

    A bit further down the road he saw a donkey for sale. He went to the
    man who was selling it to find out how much it was.

    The man said, "The ass is 15 dollars."

    The city boy replied, "No, I want the donkey out side in your yard."

    The man just said, "That's an ass."

    The city boy, new to these terms, just said, "Oh." and bought the
    donkey.

    As he was leaving the man yelled out, "Wait, the ass gets a bit
    stubborn about going over hills, so you have to scratch him behind the ears to
    get him going again."

    So the city boy is going back home and the donkey stops dead in its
    tracks and he can't get it to move. He can't scratch its ear because he
    would have to drop one of the chickens and it would run away.

    So the city boy starts to fuss and yell at the donkey. While he is
    doing this a beautiful women walks up and asks him if he needs help.

    The city boy thinks, hey why don't I try to impress this beautiful
    women by using my new slang terms that I learned today. So the city boy
    turns to the woman and says, "Yeah, could you hold my cock and pull-it
    while I scratch my ass?"


    HAHAHAHAHA!! NOW THIS IS A GOOD ONE. HUGS BABY SUNNY SKY




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    Quote Originally Posted by sunny sky
    HAHAHAHAHA!! NOW THIS IS A GOOD ONE. HUGS BABY SUNNY SKY
    LOL! I have always wanted to say that to a woman! LOL!






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    that is too funny good one mountainlion2003


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    Quote Originally Posted by smileyluvzu
    that is too funny good one mountainlion2003
    Thanks so much glad you liked it!






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