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    Talking Why older women are better

    An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask
    you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you
    think.

    An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is
    =
    still hoping the guy might have one on him.

    An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12
    beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of a herbal
    tea.

    The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido gets and the older a man
    gets, the weaker his libido gets... which is why nature intended young
    guys to go out with older women and young women to go out with older
    men.

    An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without
    looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not
    true of younger women or drag queens.

    Older women can run faster because they're always wearing sensible
    shoes.

    An older woman is into free sex! An older woman is almost always already
    attached to someone, so there's no need to develop a phobia about
    committing to her. The last thing she needs in her life is anothr
    clingy, whiny, dependent man.

    Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you that you are
    an asshole if you're acting like one. A young woman will say
    nothing,just in case it means you might break up with her.

    An older woman will never get pregnant and then suddenly demand that the
    two of you get married. In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you
    will probably be the last to know.

    Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women can't help you
    when your teeth get knocked out playing hockey.

    An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She's using you!

    Older women take charge of the situation. An older woman will call you
    up and ask you for a date. A younger woman will wait forever, by the
    phone, for you to call.

    Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial Pizza Hut
    Take out.

    An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. A younger
    woman will avoid her girlfriends when she's with you, in case you get
    any ideas.

    Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to having an affair,
    because somehow they always know.

    Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they
    have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don't wear
    underpants at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a
    strip tease.

    Older women know what Kegel exercises are.

    An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal.

    Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody that
    they might possibly boff later.

    Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with
    you in the middle of the night in a public park.

    Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12
    beers, a boy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to
    grasp this fact.

    An older woman has lots of girlfriends... and most of them will want to
    screw you too.

    An older woman will always meet the minimum height requirement to go on
    an amusement ride.

    An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best years of her
    youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first.




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    lmao .... they were really funny ....

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    The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido gets and the older a man
    gets, the weaker his libido gets... which is why nature intended young
    guys to go out with older women and young women to go out with older
    men.

    Well if that is true then I am here for ALL you younger women that want an old man with stamina



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    Quote Originally Posted by homeinspec
    The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido gets and the older a man
    gets, the weaker his libido gets... which is why nature intended young
    guys to go out with older women and young women to go out with older
    men.

    Well if that is true then I am here for ALL you younger women that want an old man with stamina

    how young do you want them ????

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    Quote Originally Posted by rweb
    how young do you want them ????
    Legal Ages,,,,,,,,,,,,don't need any jail bait,,,,,,,,



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    Quote Originally Posted by homeinspec
    Legal Ages,,,,,,,,,,,,don't need any jail bait,,,,,,,,

    then I should qualify .... I am younger and definitely not jail bait ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rweb
    then I should qualify .... I am younger and definitely not jail bait ....
    Well hell baby I already checked you out before we went out and got in on last week,,,,,,I always protect my Ass,,



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    Quote Originally Posted by homeinspec
    Well hell baby I already checked you out before we went out and got in on last week,,,,,,I always protect my Ass,,

    and it is such a cute ass to protect too ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rweb
    and it is such a cute ass to protect too ....
    awww saying things like that will make a lot of points,,,,,,



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    Quote Originally Posted by homeinspec
    awww saying things like that will make a lot of points,,,,,,

    you mean I get points for giving head .... oops you said i will get a lot of points for the compliment ... oh sorry ... lost myself there

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    Quote Originally Posted by rweb
    you mean I get points for giving head .... oops you said i will get a lot of points for the compliment ... oh sorry ... lost myself there
    See there,,,,,its the slip of the tounge that turns me on,,,,,,head,,,,oh yes your good,,,



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    Quote Originally Posted by homeinspec
    See there,,,,,its the slip of the tounge that turns me on,,,,,,head,,,,oh yes your good,,,

    I'm sure you did like it .... I didn't hear any complaining when I slipped before ...






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