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Old 05-01-2006, 02:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Texas Phrases...

Saying: The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Translation: Not overly-intelligent.

Saying: Tighter than bark on a tree.
Translation: Not very generous.

Saying: Big hat, no cattle.
Translation: All talk and no action.

Saying: We've howdied but we ain't shook yet.
Translation: We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced.

Saying: He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Translation: He has a pretty high opinion of himself.

Saying: As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.
Translation: (self-explanatory)

Saying: He's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Translation: Talks a lot.

Saying: It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs.
Translation: We really could use a little rain around here

Saying: Just because a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly.
Translation: Appearances can be deceptive.

Saying: This ain't my first rodeo.
Translation: I've been around awhile.

Saying: He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
Translation: Not the most handsome of men.

Saying: They ate supper before they said grace.
Translation: Living in sin.

Saying: As full of wind as a corn-eating horse.
Translation: Rather prone to boasting.

Saying: You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits.
Translation: You can say whatever you want about something,
but that doesn't change the facts.

You can either say "Good Morning, God" or "Good God, it's morning".
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Old 05-02-2006, 12:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Saying: Party til the cows come home.
Translation: Party til the sun comes up.
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the only one of those I even know is "not my first rodeo" lol along those same lines is ...

saying: who's f**king this chicken?
Translation: I've got it under control!
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Saying: Party til the cows come home.
Translation: Party til the sun comes up.
If its a party the cows came home as the BBQ LOL
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the only one of those I even know is "not my first rodeo" lol along those same lines is ...

saying: who's f**king this chicken?
Translation: I've got it under control!
Ever wonder how some of these came to be? LOL
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somebody had too much time on their hands??? lol
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somebody had too much time on their hands??? lol
LOL sounds like it LOL
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