An old lady walks into a plastic surgeon's office
and tells him she wants a facelift.
He says "Well, we have three models. The first is for $1000
and is guaranteed for one year, the second is $3000 and is
guaranteed for 3 years and the last is $5000 and it is
guaranteed for 5 years."
The old lady says "Well tell me about them."
The doctor says, "For $1000 you are going to get
a half-ass job that you pay very little for."
She responds, "Forget that one, what about the next one."
He explains, "For $3000 we do a much better job and
pay close attention to detail, but it is
only guaranteed for 3 years."
The lady says, "No, that's no good either, what about the last one."
The doctor replies, "For $5000 you are going to get the best
facelift with a feature that is on the cutting edge of plastic
surgery. There will be a screw attached to the back of your
head and if you notice your face sagging, just come back in
and we will tighten the screw."
The lady is delighted
and has the surgery.
About 6 months later she comes back to the office very upset.
"Doctor, I want my money back because I look horrible.
Look at these bags under my eyes!"
The doctor leans back in his chair and says,
"Lady you aren't getting anything back. Those
bags under your eyes are your boobs and if you keep
messing with that screw, you're going to have a mustache."