The Fruits...........

mountainlion20032003 · 05-26-2006, 03:02 AM

one day 3 guys got stranded on an island. they were caputured bye cannibals.they begged for there life, so the king cannibal said ok ill give you 2 trails ill tell you the first one and the second on later the first one is pick 10 fruits of the same kind.so they set off.(later)the first guy came with 10 apples.the king replys ok now you have to shove them up your ass without making any flinch or anything. so he shoves the first on up but the second one he flinches so they eat him and he goes to heaven. the second guys comes and the king tells him the 2 trail.he has berries.he shoves 9 up his ass and the last one he laughs so they eat him and he goes to heavean . the first guy and the second guy meet up in heavean the first guy says to the second guy why did u laugh you coulda lived and the second guy says i was fine until i saw the third guy with all those watermelons !

brilor · 05-26-2006, 10:27 AM

That old chestnut! :-)

mountainlion20032003 · 05-26-2006, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by brilor

That old chestnut! :-)

Death by lethel fruit injection! LOL!

sexysadie · 05-26-2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

one day 3 guys got stranded on an island. they were caputured bye cannibals.they begged for there life, so the king cannibal said ok ill give you 2 trails ill tell you the first one and the second on later the first one is pick 10 fruits of the same kind.so they set off.(later)the first guy came with 10 apples.the king replys ok now you have to shove them up your ass without making any flinch or anything. so he shoves the first on up but the second one he flinches so they eat him and he goes to heaven. the second guys comes and the king tells him the 2 trail.he has berries.he shoves 9 up his ass and the last one he laughs so they eat him and he goes to heavean . the first guy and the second guy meet up in heavean the first guy says to the second guy why did u laugh you coulda lived and the second guy says i was fine until i saw the third guy with all those watermelons !

lol...I think they might be seeing that third guy very soon....lol

mountainlion20032003 · 05-26-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sexysadie

lol...I think they might be seeing that third guy very soon....lol

I am thinking you are right, very soon! LOL!

sunny sky · 05-26-2006, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

Death by lethel fruit injection! LOL!

HAHAHAHA!!! I RECKON. THE WATERMELLON MAN WAS NOT FAR BEHIND THEM. GOOD ONE SWEETIE. HUGS HON. SUNNY SKY

mountainlion20032003 · 05-27-2006, 02:04 AM

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HAHAHAHA!!! I RECKON. THE WATERMELLON MAN WAS NOT FAR BEHIND THEM. GOOD ONE SWEETIE. HUGS HON. SUNNY SKY

I am betting not! LOL! Thanks hun!

05-26-2006, 03:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 74,454 Rep Power: 3493	The Fruits........... one day 3 guys got stranded on an island. they were caputured bye cannibals.they begged for there life, so the king cannibal said ok ill give you 2 trails ill tell you the first one and the second on later the first one is pick 10 fruits of the same kind.so they set off.(later)the first guy came with 10 apples.the king replys ok now you have to shove them up your ass without making any flinch or anything. so he shoves the first on up but the second one he flinches so they eat him and he goes to heaven. the second guys comes and the king tells him the 2 trail.he has berries.he shoves 9 up his ass and the last one he laughs so they eat him and he goes to heavean . the first guy and the second guy meet up in heavean the first guy says to the second guy why did u laugh you coulda lived and the second guy says i was fine until i saw the third guy with all those watermelons ! __________________ Thanks Sexysadie!

05-26-2006, 10:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 53,147 Rep Power: 2154	That old chestnut! :-) __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}