The Things Women Love

sexysadie · 06-22-2006, 09:26 PM

1) Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

2) Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

3) Women "never" have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".

4) Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

5) Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

6) Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

7) Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

8) Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.

9) Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

10) Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

11) Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

12) Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.

13) Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.

14) Women think all beer is the same.

15) Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

16) Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

17) If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

18) Women brush their hair before bed.

19) Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.

20) Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.

roadkill · 06-22-2006, 09:33 PM

the more i read your posts, the more i realize that i will never understand women. but i love them anyway.
great post doll. thanks for sharing

sexysadie · 06-22-2006, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by roadkill

the more i read your posts, the more i realize that i will never understand women. but i love them anyway.
great post doll. thanks for sharing

LMAO...I'm sorry..lol..and they love you too sweety pie..lol..thank you for the laugh

roadkill · 06-22-2006, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sexysadie

LMAO...I'm sorry..lol..and they love you too sweety pie..lol..thank you for the laugh

not sure if it's me they love or the chocolate i always keep on hand for emergencies lol.

sexysadie · 06-22-2006, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by roadkill

not sure if it's me they love or the chocolate i always keep on hand for emergencies lol.

lol..I'd say you for sure, but a little chocolate goes a long way...lol...thanks again babe

06-22-2006, 09:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
sexysadie Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 52,480 Rep Power: 4250	The Things Women Love 1) Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 2) Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. 3) Women "never" have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand". 4) Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. 5) Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. 6) Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. 7) Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful. 8) Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need. 9) Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved. 10) Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people. 11) Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. 12) Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling. 13) Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch. 14) Women think all beer is the same. 15) Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest. 16) Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be. 17) If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day. 18) Women brush their hair before bed. 19) Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed. 20) Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling. __________________

06-22-2006, 09:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
roadkill Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: canada Posts: 5,284 Rep Power: 912	the more i read your posts, the more i realize that i will never understand women. but i love them anyway. great post doll. thanks for sharing __________________ Ty Sadie

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