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Old 06-27-2006, 11:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking 4 worms

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in sperm - dead.

Fourth worm in soil - alive.

Lesson:
As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms.

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Old 06-27-2006, 01:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in sperm - dead.

Fourth worm in soil - alive.

Lesson:
As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms.


Thanks for the lesson S B xx
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Old 06-27-2006, 04:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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haha a lesson well learnt
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Old 06-28-2006, 12:26 AM   #4 (permalink)
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*whew!!!* I'm safe from them! lol
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