07-07-2006, 04:06 AM
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Game Warden vs. Hunter
A southerner went hunting one day in Kentucky and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies.
The game warden ordered to the man to show his hunting license, so he pulled out a valid Kentucky hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Kentucky. This is a Tennessee duck. You got a Tennessee huntin' license, boy?" The man reached into his wallet and produced a Tennessee hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Tennessee duck. This duck's from Mississippi. You got a Mississippi license?" The man then reached into his wallet and produced a Mississippi hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck , sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Mississippi duck. This here duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?" Again the man reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hunter, "Boy, just where the hell are you from?" The hunter turned around, dropped his pants, bent over, and said,"You tell me. You're the expert." 
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07-07-2006, 04:21 AM
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lol good joke. i have been telling this joke for many years but it still makes me laugh when i hear it. this is definately a classic. so you must know the american and the bear one as well
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07-07-2006, 04:44 AM
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an american comes to northern ontario to hunt black bear. the guide gives him a map to the stand. on his way he sees a bear. he takes his shot and the bear falls over. when the hunter gets to the bear the bear stands up and gives the hunter a choice. he can become lunch or bend over. the hunter doesn't want to be eaten so he bends over.when the bear is done the hunter continues on his way. farther down the trail he sees a bear. takes his shot and the bear falls over. when the hunter gets to the bear the bear stands up and gives the hunter a choice become lunch or bend over. the hunter bends over. when the bear is done he turns to the hunter and says " you are not here for the hunting are you"
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07-07-2006, 04:58 AM
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glad you liked it. i used to know alot of jokes like this but over the years they get forgotten. i will try to remember some and post them as i do. have you been to laughing at death? i am posting new ones as i remember them. if you got any good death jokes feel free to add to the thread.
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