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    Default How the 7 dwarfs got their name

    Miss Snow White was a randy cow,
    And desperate for a fuck.
    So off she went into the woods,
    To try and get some luck!

    She'd almost given up looking,
    When she saw some chimney smoke.
    Then stumbled on a cottage,
    And went in for a poke.

    Her clothes came off in seconds.
    And she'd just removed her pants,
    When seven Dwarfs came marching in,
    With a merry song and dance.

    Snow White just stood there speechless,
    And thought she was in heaven!
    Originally after one good shag,
    But now she could have seven.

    Straight away she took command,
    "My cunt now needs a lick!"
    And when one dwarf moved forward,
    She said "Oi-you'd better drop you prick!"

    So down he went onto all fours,
    And said "I ain't licking that!"
    "Not there, that me ass-hole,
    You DOPEY little brat!"

    The next dwarf started blushing,
    "Do we have to do it here?"
    Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL!
    Unless you're fucking queer!"

    So reluctantly he whipped it out,
    To prove he was no fool.
    And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho"
    As she rode upon his tool.

    Now one dwarf wasn't smiling,
    'Cos he hadn't had a sniff.
    And due to his impatience,
    He couldn't raise a stiff.

    "Relax, you GRUMPY idiot",
    So he did as he was told.
    And as soon as he was hard enough,
    He shot his fucking load.

    The next dwarf got a blow
    And she took him in quite easy.
    But she just avoided brain-damage,
    When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.

    With three dwarves left, she turned and said,
    "You're next, I want your knob!"
    But no sooner had he entered her,
    Than he was sleeping on the job.

    "Wake up you SLEEPY idiot"
    She wanted more from him.
    And he woke with such excitement,
    That he filled her hairy qirm.

    The next dwarf rammed his up her,
    And shagged her cunt raw.
    And dazed Snow White then whimpered,
    "That should be against the law!"

    He made poor Snow White tremble,
    He was so big and thick.
    "No wonder you're so HAPPY,
    With that fucking great big dick."

    With one dwarf still remaining,
    But feeling rather sore,
    She said "You'll have to use your tongue,
    My cunt can't take no more.!"

    And so he put his tongue to work,
    Where others had put their cocks.
    And 'cos he made Snow White feel better,
    She named the last one DOC.

    Now Snow White couldn't do much,
    With all that cum inside her quim,
    So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
    And filled it to the brim.

    So there's the truth about the dwarfs,
    And how they got their names,
    By satisfying miss Snow White,
    And joining in her games.

    There's one more thing you need to know,
    And that's what happened to that cup?
    Well think of what you're drinking...
    When you next buy 7-UP

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    Wow awsome joke I know I can't memorize it but I wish I could. Makes me wonder what other fairy tales have more colorful versions.

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    Thank you Swordsman, glad you liked it..Iceman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsman
    Wow awsome joke I know I can't memorize it but I wish I could. Makes me wonder what other fairy tales have more colorful versions.
    Here is one!!

    DYSLEXIC CINDERELLA OR RINDERCELLA

    This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard, frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits and shiveling shot. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered.
    The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks. They were forrible huckers, they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.
    The sugly sisters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotten runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a BUCKING FANG !and her Gairy Fodmother appeared whosse name was Shairy Hithole, she was a light rucking fesbian! She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage and six dandy ronkeys with buge hollocks and dig bicks.
    The Gairy Fodmother told Rindercella she had to be back by midnight otherwise there would be a cucking falamity.
    At the ball Rindercela was dancing with the pransome hince when sudennly the clock struck twelve. "Miste all Crucking Fighty" said Rindercella, she ran out tripping barse over ollocks and dropped her slass glipper.
    The next day the pransome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly sisters let him in. Suddenly Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who fust jarted?" said the pransone hince. "Blame that fugly hucker over there", said Mary Hinge, glaring at Betty Swallocks. The pransome hinge tried the glipper on both sugly sisters without success, and their feet stucking funk!
    Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted
    and gave the hince a nick in the knackers ( this was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on) He tried the glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
    Rindercella
    and the hince were married. The hince lived life in lucking fuxury,Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny, and they both lived happily ever after.






    {Thanks Sexy Sadie}

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    Thanks Brilor, great addition..Iceman

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    oh sweetie, I would love to see this get POD

    ... what an awesome fucking post!!! lol












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    Thank you Mrs. Squirt. That is quite a compliment from a pro like yourself. Thanks Iceman..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman
    Miss Snow White was a randy cow,
    And desperate for a fuck.
    So off she went into the woods,
    To try and get some luck!

    She'd almost given up looking,
    When she saw some chimney smoke.
    Then stumbled on a cottage,
    And went in for a poke.

    Her clothes came off in seconds.
    And she'd just removed her pants,
    When seven Dwarfs came marching in,
    With a merry song and dance.

    Snow White just stood there speechless,
    And thought she was in heaven!
    Originally after one good shag,
    But now she could have seven.

    Straight away she took command,
    "My cunt now needs a lick!"
    And when one dwarf moved forward,
    She said "Oi-you'd better drop you prick!"

    So down he went onto all fours,
    And said "I ain't licking that!"
    "Not there, that me ass-hole,
    You DOPEY little brat!"

    The next dwarf started blushing,
    "Do we have to do it here?"
    Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL!
    Unless you're fucking queer!"

    So reluctantly he whipped it out,
    To prove he was no fool.
    And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho"
    As she rode upon his tool.

    Now one dwarf wasn't smiling,
    'Cos he hadn't had a sniff.
    And due to his impatience,
    He couldn't raise a stiff.

    "Relax, you GRUMPY idiot",
    So he did as he was told.
    And as soon as he was hard enough,
    He shot his fucking load.

    The next dwarf got a blow
    And she took him in quite easy.
    But she just avoided brain-damage,
    When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.

    With three dwarves left, she turned and said,
    "You're next, I want your knob!"
    But no sooner had he entered her,
    Than he was sleeping on the job.

    "Wake up you SLEEPY idiot"
    She wanted more from him.
    And he woke with such excitement,
    That he filled her hairy qirm.

    The next dwarf rammed his up her,
    And shagged her cunt raw.
    And dazed Snow White then whimpered,
    "That should be against the law!"

    He made poor Snow White tremble,
    He was so big and thick.
    "No wonder you're so HAPPY,
    With that fucking great big dick."

    With one dwarf still remaining,
    But feeling rather sore,
    She said "You'll have to use your tongue,
    My cunt can't take no more.!"

    And so he put his tongue to work,
    Where others had put their cocks.
    And 'cos he made Snow White feel better,
    She named the last one DOC.

    Now Snow White couldn't do much,
    With all that cum inside her quim,
    So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
    And filled it to the brim.

    So there's the truth about the dwarfs,
    And how they got their names,
    By satisfying miss Snow White,
    And joining in her games.

    There's one more thing you need to know,
    And that's what happened to that cup?
    Well think of what you're drinking...
    When you next buy 7-UP

    LMAO...That was hillarious sweety, you done good!!!

    Last edited by sexysadie; 07-23-2006 at 10:54 PM.








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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman
    Thank you Mrs. Squirt. That is quite a compliment from a pro like yourself. Thanks Iceman..
    that is one of the funniest things I have ever read and I'm not pulling your leg! lol a most excellent post!










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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie
    LMAO...That was hillarious sweety, you done good!!!

    Thank you Sadie, you are so nice and it feels good coming from someone of your magnitude. Thanks Doll...

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    that is one of the funniest things I have ever read and I'm not pulling your leg! lol a most excellent post!
    Thank you again. I am honored by your words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman
    Thank you Sadie, you are so nice and it feels good coming from someone of your magnitude. Thanks Doll...


    WOW..thank you for the compliment..I'm sending this to some of the girls at work..lol..they'll die laughing..lol..you're so welcome sweety:
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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie
    WOW..thank you for the compliment..I'm sending this to some of the girls at work..lol..they'll die laughing..lol..you're so welcome sweety
    Tell all the pretty ones that I said hello..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman
    Tell all the pretty ones that I said hello..

    lol..they're all pretty..lol..and I will.
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    Go to Mature pic for 7 dwarves toons






    {Thanks Sexy Sadie}

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor
    Go to Mature pic for 7 dwarves toons
    this would make a great addition to that thread, but I still want to see THIS get POD!










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    this would make a great addition to that thread, but I still want to see THIS get POD!
    Thank you Squirt, that is nice of you. You are a sweet lady..Iceman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman
    Thank you Squirt, that is nice of you. You are a sweet lady..Iceman
    most days ... lol we'll just find a way to keep it on the front page till it does lol










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    I am sure this is the wrong place for this but since i am new and so cute.......ok well new I know you'll excuse it this one time. How exactly does a post get POD? you can send me a pm to not clutter this page up if you like and ty in advance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsman
    I am sure this is the wrong place for this but since i am new and so cute.......ok well new I know you'll excuse it this one time. How exactly does a post get POD? you can send me a pm to not clutter this page up if you like and ty in advance.
    I'm sure Iceman won't mind the explanation, I don't have any proof of how it's done, only my belief based on 2 years experience lol I believe it's random, I believe it's a matter of being in the right slot at the right time, they pick a forum number, pick a slot number and whatever thread is in that slot gets POD, I've seen the same thread by 2 different people get POD in back to back newsletters and I've seen threads with nothing but a red x get POD, that tells you (or me anyway) that Roo doesn't look at them, I believe that there are exceptions to that rule and sometimes they hand pick POD, I can almost tell you if a thread is going to go POD, just not when lol










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