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    Wink Not The Same Elephant!

    While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes
    across
    an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant
    seems
    distressed so the man approaches very carefully. He gets down on one
    knee
    and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find a large
    thorn
    deeply embedded. As carefully and as gently as he can he removes the
    thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns
    to
    face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stares at him.
    For
    a good ten minutes the man stands frozen - thinking of nothing else
    but
    being trampled.

    Eventually the elephant turns and walks away.

    For years after, the man often remembers and ponders the events of that
    day.
    Years later the man is walking through the zoo with his son. As they
    approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and walks
    over
    to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and the man
    can't
    help wondering if this is the same elephant. The man climbs
    tentatively
    over the railing and makes his way into the enclosure. He walks right
    up
    to the elephant and stares back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant wraps
    its
    trunk around one of the man's legs and swings him wildly back and forth
    along the railing, instantly killing him.


    Probably not the same elephant then.






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    Proof darwinism didn't work the man had a son before he went to the zoo. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsman
    Proof darwinism didn't work the man had a son before he went to the zoo. lol
    I think the elephant did remember but was still mad at the guy! LOL!






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    lmfao!!! a case of mistaken identity, and the world just lost another moron lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    lmfao!!! a case of mistaken identity, and the world just lost another moron lol
    I guess it is true, Elephants never forget huh? LOL!






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    Wink Elephants Never Forget!

    WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL MY GRANDMA TOOK ME TO A CIRCUS. JUST OUTSIDE THE TENT WAS SOME ELEPHANTS. THE KIDS HAD SEROUNDED THIS ONE AND WAS FEEDING HIM PEANUTS. THE ELEPHANT WOULD JUST GO ROUND AND ROUND. WELL THIS ONE BOY GAVE HIM A HOT PEPPER. SO THE ELEPHANT JUST KEPY GOING UNTIL THE NEXT TIME. HE STOPPED IN FRONT OF THAT BOY AND HIT HIM WITH HIS TRUNK SO HARD THAT IT KNOCKED HIM WAY BACK AWAY FROM THE REST. YES MOUNTIANLION. ELEPHANTS NEVER FORGET. HUGS SWEETIE. SUNNY SKY




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    Quote Originally Posted by sunny sky
    WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL MY GRANDMA TOOK ME TO A CIRCUS. JUST OUTSIDE THE TENT WAS SOME ELEPHANTS. THE KIDS HAD SEROUNDED THIS ONE AND WAS FEEDING HIM PEANUTS. THE ELEPHANT WOULD JUST GO ROUND AND ROUND. WELL THIS ONE BOY GAVE HIM A HOT PEPPER. SO THE ELEPHANT JUST KEPY GOING UNTIL THE NEXT TIME. HE STOPPED IN FRONT OF THAT BOY AND HIT HIM WITH HIS TRUNK SO HARD THAT IT KNOCKED HIM WAY BACK AWAY FROM THE REST. YES MOUNTIANLION. ELEPHANTS NEVER FORGET. HUGS SWEETIE. SUNNY SKY
    I always heard that Elephants never forget! Thanks for sharing hun! Hugs!






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    LMFAO. Poor man. He shouldnt of been so curious as to believe it wuz the same elephant. LMFAO. Ty for posting sweets. Huggies








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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes
    across
    an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant
    seems
    distressed so the man approaches very carefully. He gets down on one
    knee
    and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find a large
    thorn
    deeply embedded. As carefully and as gently as he can he removes the
    thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns
    to
    face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stares at him.
    For
    a good ten minutes the man stands frozen - thinking of nothing else
    but
    being trampled.

    Eventually the elephant turns and walks away.

    For years after, the man often remembers and ponders the events of that
    day.
    Years later the man is walking through the zoo with his son. As they
    approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and walks
    over
    to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and the man
    can't
    help wondering if this is the same elephant. The man climbs
    tentatively
    over the railing and makes his way into the enclosure. He walks right
    up
    to the elephant and stares back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant wraps
    its
    trunk around one of the man's legs and swings him wildly back and forth
    along the railing, instantly killing him.


    Probably not the same elephant then.


    ummm...I hope not..lol.








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    Quote Originally Posted by Kit_Kat_Katauna
    LMFAO. Poor man. He shouldnt of been so curious as to believe it wuz the same elephant. LMFAO. Ty for posting sweets. Huggies
    Yes he should have known elephants always remember! LOL!






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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie
    ummm...I hope not..lol.
    Thanks hun!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    I guess it is true, Elephants never forget huh? LOL!
    we may never know ML ... lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    we may never know ML ... lol
    That is so true Squirt! LOL!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    That is so true Squirt! LOL!
    I'm not willing to test the theory after this lol are you? lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    I'm not willing to test the theory after this lol are you? lol
    I don't think so either Squirt! LOL! Not this Cat! LOL!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes
    across
    an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant
    seems
    distressed so the man approaches very carefully. He gets down on one
    knee
    and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find a large
    thorn
    deeply embedded. As carefully and as gently as he can he removes the
    thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns
    to
    face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stares at him.
    For
    a good ten minutes the man stands frozen - thinking of nothing else
    but
    being trampled.

    Eventually the elephant turns and walks away.

    For years after, the man often remembers and ponders the events of that
    day.
    Years later the man is walking through the zoo with his son. As they
    approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and walks
    over
    to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and the man
    can't
    help wondering if this is the same elephant. The man climbs
    tentatively
    over the railing and makes his way into the enclosure. He walks right
    up
    to the elephant and stares back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant wraps
    its
    trunk around one of the man's legs and swings him wildly back and forth
    along the railing, instantly killing him.


    Probably not the same elephant then.
    OOOOPs last mistake he'll ever make LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    OOOOPs last mistake he'll ever make LOL
    He won't mess with another Elephant that's for sure! LOL!






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