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    Obscure Sexual Terms

    Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms. Check out the hilarious definitions to these commonly used techniques.

    Angry Dragon
    Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

    Arabian Goggles
    A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.

    The Bait N' Tackle
    The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long,
    lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms.
    When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

    Ballsacking
    Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.

    Bear Claw
    A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.

    Beef Curtain
    The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

    Beer Dick
    This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.





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    oh shit ... I lost it at the angry dragon!!! lmfao!!!










    Mi vida Loca over and over
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    I go where the wind blows
    you can't tame a wild rose
    Welcome to my crazy life ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    oh shit ... I lost it at the angry dragon!!! lmfao!!!
    LOL got you right off the bat LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    LOL got you right off the bat LOL
    cumplete with mental image lol I bet those worms would catch alot of catfish lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    cumplete with mental image lol I bet those worms would catch alot of catfish lol
    LOL mite be fat and sassy time they get used for bait LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    LOL mite be fat and sassy time they get used for bait LOL
    and looking for a little pussy...fish lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    and looking for a little pussy...fish lol
    LOL a Lot of Pussy... fish LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    Obscure Sexual Terms

    Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms. Check out the hilarious definitions to these commonly used techniques.

    Angry Dragon
    Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

    Arabian Goggles
    A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.

    The Bait N' Tackle
    The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long,
    lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms.
    When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

    Ballsacking
    Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.

    Bear Claw
    A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.

    Beef Curtain
    The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

    Beer Dick
    This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

    I cant stop laughing. LOL. Awesome post sweetie








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    Quote Originally Posted by Kit_Kat_Katauna

    I cant stop laughing. LOL. Awesome post sweetie
    LOL TY I have reached my goal and gave someone a laugh LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    LOL TY I have reached my goal and gave someone a laugh LOL
    Always making me laugh.








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    Quote Originally Posted by Kit_Kat_Katauna
    Always making me laugh.
    LOL found your funny bone LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    LOL found your funny bone LOL
    Hehe. Dont hit it to hard. I might not stop laughing. LOL.








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    Quote Originally Posted by Kit_Kat_Katauna
    Hehe. Dont hit it to hard. I might not stop laughing. LOL.
    LOL But I wanna LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    LOL But I wanna LOL
    Go for it








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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    LOL a Lot of Pussy... fish LOL
    here kitty kitty ... lmao that's twice today lmao










    Mi vida Loca over and over
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    I go where the wind blows
    you can't tame a wild rose
    Welcome to my crazy life ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kit_Kat_Katauna
    Go for it
    LOL Trying to LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    here kitty kitty ... lmao that's twice today lmao
    LOL I think there is a third hidden somewhere LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    LOL Trying to LOL
    Aint gotta try. LOL








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    Quote Originally Posted by Kit_Kat_Katauna
    Aint gotta try. LOL
    LOL just gotta keep the good times rolling LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    LOL just gotta keep the good times rolling LOL
    Now would I let them stop? LOL.








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