The Hind Lick Maneuver!!

sexysadie · 08-21-2006, 12:31 AM

Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the current cow prices.

Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.

The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it before!"

roadkill · 08-21-2006, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by sexysadie

Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the current cow prices.

Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.

The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it before!"

what?...did i just hear a cough

...roflmao

sexysadie · 08-21-2006, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by roadkill

what?...did i just hear a cough

...roflmao

Just ask me kin I swaller..lmao..

**squirt** · 08-21-2006, 12:56 AM

that's actually the hiney lick maneuver ... lol and he did it well!

roadkill · 08-21-2006, 01:19 AM

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Just ask me kin I swaller..lmao..

ok.. i may regret this...but then again...ummm...most likely i won't

... here goes...well,kin ya swaller???...lmao

sexysadie · 08-21-2006, 01:25 AM

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ok.. i may regret this...but then again...ummm...most likely i won't

... here goes...well,kin ya swaller???...lmao

lmao..heck no!!!..not this time anyway..lol..well, now you have to take down my panties, and slowly run your tongue from the back of my leg up to the small of my back...ssssslowly...cause you wouldn't want me to choke now...would you?

roadkill · 08-21-2006, 01:41 AM

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lmao..heck no!!!..not this time anyway..lol..well, now you have to take down my panties, and slowly run your tongue from the back of my leg up to the small of my back...ssssslowly...cause you wouldn't want me to choke now...would you?

lowering your panties to your ankles...my always ready tongue traces the back of you leg stopping at that spot just behind the knee where i gently plant a firm kiss, taking a little nibble, continuing up the thigh, while taking a little love bite of your inner thigh, your soft flesh tasting so sweet, moving up to the buttocks, making little circles with my tongue as i move slowly to the small of your back, moving to the other buttock where i take a little nip, my hands sliding up and down to long slender thighs...now can ya swaller???...

sexysadie · 08-21-2006, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by roadkill

lowering your panties to your ankles...my always ready tongue traces the back of you leg stopping at that spot just behind the knee where i gently plant a firm kiss, taking a little nibble, continuing up the thigh, while taking a little love bite of your inner thigh, your soft flesh tasting so sweet, moving up to the buttocks, making little circles with my tongue as i move slowly to the small of your back, moving to the other buttock where i take a little nip, my hands sliding up and down to long slender thighs...now can ya swaller???...

She trembles as she feels his big strong hands moving up and down her naked thighs...his hot breathe is almost more than she can bear and sends chills of ecstasy up and down her spine, causing the wetness now between her legs. she lifts one foot out of her panties, and kicks them aside with the other. She's face to face with him now, she stares into his eyes, closer...closer....closer...she softly whispers in his ear the words she knows he longs to hear.....yes...I swaller!!!...lmao..

roadkill · 08-21-2006, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by sexysadie

She trembles as she feels his big strong hands moving up and down her naked thighs...his hot breathe is almost more than she can bear and sends chills of ecstasy up and down her spine, causing the wetness now between her legs. she lifts one foot out of her panties, and kicks them aside with the other. She's face to face with him now, she stares into his eyes, closer...closer....closer...she softly whispers in his ear the words she knows he longs to hear.....yes...I swaller!!!...lmao..

roflmao...his arm reaches around her...placing his calloused hand on the small of her back...pulling her closer...he looks deep into her ocean blue eyes..."you're welcome ma'am"...LMBO
or there could be a 2nd ending...ladies desire

sexysadie · 08-21-2006, 02:21 AM

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roflmao...his arm reaches around her...placing his calloused hand on the small of her back...pulling her closer...he looks deep into her ocean blue eyes..."you're welcome ma'am"...LMBO
or there could be a 2nd ending...ladies desire

Hmmmm, I think the lady would like to hear the second ending..lol..oh, and just so you know...her eyes are green..lol..

08-21-2006, 12:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
sexysadie Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 37,670 Rep Power: 2250	The Hind Lick Maneuver!! Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the current cow prices. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it before!" __________________

08-21-2006, 12:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,195 Rep Power: 100	that's actually the hiney lick maneuver ... lol and he did it well! __________________