sure as shit!

**squirt** · 08-21-2006, 12:54 AM

A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower. "Help! Help! Help!"

The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?"

The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!"

The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know you're upside down?"

"Because the shit is running up my back!"

druid627 · 08-21-2006, 05:39 AM

that's a good indication...

brilor · 08-21-2006, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by druid627

that's a good indication...

I would agree!

**squirt** · 08-21-2006, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by druid627

that's a good indication...

kinda hard to argue with that logic lol

**squirt** · 08-21-2006, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by brilor

I would agree!

I think he should tuck his head between his legs and kiss his ass good-bye lol

JayBone · 08-21-2006, 05:15 PM

nice one! just the right amount of filth. haha

**squirt** · 08-21-2006, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JayBone

nice one! just the right amount of filth. haha

a dirty clean joke or a clean dirty joke? lol

mountainlion20032003 · 08-21-2006, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower. "Help! Help! Help!"

The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?"

The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!"

The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know you're upside down?"

"Because the shit is running up my back!"

I guess he would know what was happening! LOL!

08-21-2006, 12:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,195 Rep Power: 100	sure as shit! A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower. "Help! Help! Help!" The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?" The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!" The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know you're upside down?" "Because the shit is running up my back!" __________________

08-21-2006, 05:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
druid627 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the midwestern state shaped like clothing Posts: 12,609 Rep Power: 1055	that's a good indication... __________________ *Be alert! the world needs more lerts!*

08-21-2006, 05:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
JayBone Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 81 Rep Power: 0	nice one! just the right amount of filth. haha