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    NEWS FLASH!

    Scientists at MIT (Mammary Institute of Technology) have discovered a new force, quite possibly the most powerful yet. Researchers have dubbed this new force "breast gravity." It is the nearly irresistible force that draws men's eyes down to women's breasts.

    "The idea came to me out of the blue," says team leader Frank Leerer. "I was walking along the beach with a colleague of mine, and we saw a woman in a string bikini. 'Check out the globes on her!' he said. That's when the idea hit me like a brick house."

    Theorists have been working around the clock to explain the biophysical mechanism behind the phenomenon. It is believed that like the other fundamental forces of the universe, breast gravity is mediated by an elementary particle. MIT scientists have named this theoretical particle the "boobon."

    Many aspects of the new force have now been determined empirically. It is known that breast gravity grows exponentially with breast size. Also, experimentalists think that many materials must absorb boobons, because layers of clothing can significantly decrease the force. (A large parka can sometimes nullify the effect completely.)

    Still, there are mysteries yet to be solved. For example, why are almost all men's eyes affected, but only a small fraction of women's? How can it be that the force is transmitted even through televised and printed images of breasts?

    Scientists everywhere are looking into it.








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    I bet they are!!! lol very carefully at that! lmao











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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    I bet they are!!! lol very carefully at that! lmao

    This phenomenea must be studied Very closly,...the implications are breathtaking,and far reaching...Scientist are diving head first into this one,wanting to see what comes up,and how the boob gravity affects it....




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    Quote Originally Posted by druid627
    This phenomenea must be studied Very closly,...the implications are breathtaking,and far reaching...Scientist are diving head first into this one,wanting to see what comes up,and how the boob gravity affects it....










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt


    That's a part of my screensaver,it is indeed...




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    Quote Originally Posted by druid627
    That's a part of my screensaver,it is indeed...










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    Nice tits are ok, but pretty legs catch my eye first..


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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    I bet they are!!! lol very carefully at that! lmao


    lmao..and some of them probably aren't even scientists..lol..








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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman
    Nice tits are ok, but pretty legs catch my eye first..

    I'm well aware of that little Iceman..lol..








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