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Old 09-29-2006, 12:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."



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Old 09-30-2006, 10:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2006, 02:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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POOR LITTLE THING. JUST COULDN,T HANDLE ANY MORE STRESS. HEHEHEHE!! CUTE PIC KIKI. THANK YOU FOR SHAREING. HUGS SWEETIE. SUNNY SKY
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That's one hip teacher ,bet she was a pistol when she was a student...
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Yeah a sore wrist is the answer to everything...LOL
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That's one hip teacher ,bet she was a pistol when she was a student...
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YES SHE WAS. AND I,LL BET HER STUDENTS LIKED HER. AND NO DOUBY SHE WAS A PISTOL WHEN SHE WAS A STUDENT. HUGS SWEETIE. SUNNY SKY
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WELL SWEET LITTLE COLIN YOU SEEM TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. SO I WILL TAKE IT FOR THE TRUTH. HUGS SUNNY SKY
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