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    Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms. Check out the hilarious definitions to these commonly used techniques.

    Angry Dragon
    Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

    Arabian Goggles
    A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.

    The Bait N' Tackle
    The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

    Ballsacking
    Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.

    Bear Claw
    A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.

    Beef Curtain
    The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

    Beer Dick
    This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

    Blumpy
    You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

    The Bronco
    You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

    Brown Bagging It
    Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

    Brown Necktie
    You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.

    Brunski
    When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)

    The Bullwinkle
    The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)

    Butter Face
    When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.

    The Canine Special
    Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

    The Carpet Cleaner
    While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

    The Chili Dog
    When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

    Chocolate Pizza
    Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.

    Cleveland Steamer
    The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.

    Cock-Stuffing
    Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

    Cold Lunch
    The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

    The Concoction
    First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

    The Compton Gangbang
    You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)

    Cop's Delight
    The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an over sized, quivering glazed donut.

    The Corkscrew
    Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.





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    I think these were better left obscure lol TMI lol










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    Crackers, fruit will not do
    Give me candy, I want two!
    Candy, Candy Give me four
    Candy, Candy I want more! ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    I think these were better left obscure lol TMI lol
    LOL Things on the do not need to know list LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    LOL Things on the do not need to know list LOL
    but gonna tell you anyways list lol










    Give me something Good to eat...
    Crackers, fruit will not do
    Give me candy, I want two!
    Candy, Candy Give me four
    Candy, Candy I want more! ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    but gonna tell you anyways list lol
    LOL yeppers, you are gonna hear them whether you want to or not LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    LOL yeppers, you are gonna hear them whether you want to or not LOL
    I can just act like I didn't hear lol










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    Crackers, fruit will not do
    Give me candy, I want two!
    Candy, Candy Give me four
    Candy, Candy I want more! ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    I can just act like I didn't hear lol
    LOL That works for some people LOL





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