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    Wink Thanks Huggies For Your Great Adds!

    Quote Originally Posted by Huggies View Post


    On your POD ML.
    Third time for this one I believe.

    Great post babe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by honestpoet View Post
    Ooh Yeah! By The Way; Congrats Doug!!! Huggies' Pic Kind Da Got In The Way. You're The Best Buddy A Man Could Have!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOLDEN_GIRL View Post
    Congrats on POD ML!!!

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    You May Be An EXTREME Redneck When.....

    1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
    of her kids.

    2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
    much gas is in it.

    3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
    night.

    5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch
    this".

    7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

    9. Your junior prom offered day care.

    10. You think the last words of the "Star-spangled Banner" are
    "Gentlemen, start your engines."

    11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
    its wheels.

    12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
    spouse.

    13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at The
    House of Tattoos.

    16. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

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    Hot Damn Huggies

    You Rock, these are a fricken HOOT! (ERS)! hehehehe!

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    Those are excellant, Ms Huggies! I think I have expiereanced a couple of'em.
    LOVE IN GOD, NOT IN RELIGION; TITO

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    You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say!!
    40. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
    39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
    38. Duct tape won't fix that.
    37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
    36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
    35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
    34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
    33. You can't feed that to the dog.
    32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
    31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
    30. Wrestling's fake.
    29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
    28. We're vegetarians.
    27. Do you think my gut is too big?
    26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
    25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
    24. Who cares who won the Civil War?
    23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
    21. Spitting is such a nasty habit.
    20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
    19. Trim the fat off that steak.
    18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
    17. The tires on that truck are too big.
    16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
    15. I've got it all on the C drive.
    14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
    13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
    12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
    11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
    10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
    9. Checkmate.
    8. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
    7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
    6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
    5. I don't have a favorite college team.
    4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
    3. You all.
    2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, darlin'.
    1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving tonight.


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    ARE THE ARUGULA & RADICCHIO SALAD, THOSE SPANISH TWINS DOWN THE ROAD? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!!! Hee,Hee,Hee...
    LOVE IN GOD, NOT IN RELIGION; TITO

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    Quote Originally Posted by honestpoet View Post
    ARE THE ARUGULA & RADICCHIO SALAD, THOSE SPANISH TWINS DOWN THE ROAD? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!!! Hee,Hee,Hee...
    Near choked on my drink that time..you lil devil you. LOL.

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    Glade You Liked It! Ms Huggies
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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggies View Post
    You May Be An EXTREME Redneck When.....

    1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
    of her kids.

    2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
    much gas is in it.

    3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
    night.

    5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch
    this".

    7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

    9. Your junior prom offered day care.

    10. You think the last words of the "Star-spangled Banner" are
    "Gentlemen, start your engines."

    11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
    its wheels.

    12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
    spouse.

    13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at The
    House of Tattoos.

    16. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggies View Post
    You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say!!


    40. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
    39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
    38. Duct tape won't fix that.
    37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
    36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
    35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
    34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
    33. You can't feed that to the dog.
    32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
    31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
    30. Wrestling's fake.
    29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
    28. We're vegetarians.
    27. Do you think my gut is too big?
    26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
    25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
    24. Who cares who won the Civil War?
    23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
    21. Spitting is such a nasty habit.
    20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
    19. Trim the fat off that steak.
    18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
    17. The tires on that truck are too big.
    16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
    15. I've got it all on the C drive.
    14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
    13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
    12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
    11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
    10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
    9. Checkmate.
    8. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
    7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
    6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
    5. I don't have a favorite college team.
    4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
    3. You all.
    2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, darlin'.
    1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving tonight.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss_Manzy View Post
    LOL! Great add Manzy, Thank You!

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    THIS IS REALLY THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN PARIS, FRANCE & PARIS, TEXAS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by honestpoet View Post
    THIS IS REALLY THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN PARIS, FRANCE & PARIS, TEXAS!
    LOL! That's quite a difference!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggies View Post
    Looks like something from Kentucky!

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    Redneck Swimming Pool!! Cool.


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