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    Talking South Texas Beaver Snake!

    KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE SNAKE !


    This particular snake is indigenous to deep south Texas and is sometimes referred to as the


    "Rio Grande
    Beaver Snake"







    You took your eye off the damn snake...

    Didn't You?


    You looked at the beaver,

    Didn't you?

    Just can't trust you to do anything you are told!













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    I love a bit of beaver me...

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    no I didn't ... take my eye off the snake! lol neener neener ... damn bossy arse! lol










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    You are so right Bri ~ never take your eyes off a snake...by the way, blame Kip for this [he's my teacher and it's not as good as he does, but just couldn't resist a go...



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    Southeast Hemet, Ca. Body Snake. LOL! just couldn't help myself. Ha!





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    That's a beautiful snake!! Where was the 'beaver'..LOL.


    Thank you ladies!!
    Thank you Peter!!

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    Stand up, I'll show ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by hortysir View Post
    Stand up, I'll show ya
    I already said the snake was beautiful..lmbo.

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    I was gonna point out the beaver, for ya, with my tongue

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    Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh A vulva viper...lol


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    Is that a Muff Adder?

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    it's slick ... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by kipper View Post
    Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh A vulva viper...lol

    nice one kipper.all through it did make me go flaccid.

    i am sure i have seen that when i have been up in them there hills.



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    That was a beautiful beaver, where was the snake???



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