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    It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.

    The husband sits up and begs.

    The wife rolls over and plays dead...

    "This too, shall pass"

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    i heard that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shackledlace
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    It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.

    The husband sits up and begs.

    The wife rolls over and plays dead...
    that's cute. i like that......very cute.....lol

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    oh really ummm! that's a cute dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shackledlace
    New Sex Study...



    It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.

    The husband sits up and begs.

    The wife rolls over and plays dead...
    I think we covered the begging part woof woof lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by naughty_angel

    ALL HAIL DIVORCE LAWYERS THE MAKERS OF HAPPY PEOPLE.
    NO ONE KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE THE BAD MAN...TO BE THE SAD MAN...
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    Quote Originally Posted by naughty_angel

    angel its not all that bad marriage can be a great thing and it can be adifficult thing but nothing great is easy just think of great sex doesnt come around the frist time but practice makes perfect

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    LMAO



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    what most ppl forget when they get married is, ya have to work at it. Ya can't just expect happiness to fall in your lap! Ya both have to treasure each other more than anyone else but God & your children! Treat each other well, always, never take each other for granted not even for a moment. Be grateful for each other, talk to each other, confide in each other, trust each other and always be honest... but tactful and respectful.

    *oops... sorry... i dunno HOW that soapbox got under my feet! lol*

    "This too, shall pass"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shackledlace
    what most ppl forget when they get married is, ya have to work at it. Ya can't just expect happiness to fall in your lap! Ya both have to treasure each other more than anyone else but God & your children! Treat each other well, always, never take each other for granted not even for a moment. Be grateful for each other, talk to each other, confide in each other, trust each other and always be honest... but tactful and respectful.

    *oops... sorry... i dunno HOW that soapbox got under my feet! lol*
    you are so right there. you go girl...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shackledlace
    what most ppl forget when they get married is, ya have to work at it. Ya can't just expect happiness to fall in your lap! Ya both have to treasure each other more than anyone else but God & your children! Treat each other well, always, never take each other for granted not even for a moment. Be grateful for each other, talk to each other, confide in each other, trust each other and always be honest... but tactful and respectful.

    *oops... sorry... i dunno HOW that soapbox got under my feet! lol*
    gonna have to take you back to the dugeon lacey. You are getting to philosophical lol but darn good points

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    yes that is true but sometimes it just doesn't work no matter how hard you work at it

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    but in THIS house, it's THIS dog who sits up and begs and THAT MAN goes and plays dead. Welcome to my world.
    Holy Crap, they haven't deleted me!! OF, Back on track!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrdinaryFemale
    but in THIS house, it's THIS dog who sits up and begs and THAT MAN goes and plays dead. Welcome to my world.


    omg i can totally relate with you girl... except i didnt marry mine... mine like to sleep with everyone else but me... alrighty then! LOL... im zippin it!

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    mine used me in every way he could and i will end that there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doulfins11
    mine used me in every way he could and i will end that there!

    i hear ya... LOL i was with my ex moron for over 5 1/2 years... he never worked one day while we were together... ok... lmao... i m gonna end up spillin my guts about this shithead b4 the nights over i bet... lol...



    Lace... this is a good post, really it is... its just the opposite for some of us! LOL but isnt that the way it goes at times ya kno?!! lol

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    i could too but im not going to cause I learned from it, and I want to get on with my life, and the best thing that happened to me was my son!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doulfins11
    i could too but im not going to cause I learned from it, and I want to get on with my life, and the best thing that happened to me was my son!

    ommfg... i think that you and i have way more in common than i couldve imagined... my son is the best thing to have happened to me too ever! (especially outta that relationship) excellent!! Congrats to you!! We have come a long way!!

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    There are so many good guys that are not even given a 2nd look or thought by some girls, and it is these that would love you forever and make you their Princess....

    I suppose you just have to be lucky to get the right one...........

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