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    "GREAT BLOW JOBS"

    TWEEDLE DEE DEE, TWIDDLE DEE DUM,
    C'MON BABY AND, SWALLOW MY CUM.

    I GOT HOT NUTS AND, THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU,
    THEY WANT TO CUM OUT OF MY DICK, AND FLO INTO YOU.

    HOT, THICK, AND JUICY IT WILL, SURELY FILL YOUR NUMBS,
    OVER THE LIPS, THRU THE GUMS, LOOK OUT STOMACH, HERE IT CUMS,

    IT'LL PROBABLY MAKE YOU, FEEL A LITTLE WOOZY,
    CAUSE IT WILL BE, HOT, FAST, AND SO JUICY.

    WHEN YOU SUCK MY DICK, AND LICK THE HEAD,
    YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIFELESSS, AND ALMOST DEAD,

    YOU REALLY DRAIN, EVERYTHING OUT OF ME,
    DOUBLE OF EVERYTHING, IS WHAT I SEE.

    WHEN YOU ARE DONE, I CAN HARDLY STAND,
    BABY YOU MAKE ME, FEEL SO GRAND.

    ALSO WHEN YOU ARE DONE, I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR,
    CAUSE YOUR WARM PUSSY JUICE, IS WHAT I SAVOR.

    YOUR PUSSY HAIRS REALLY, TICKLE MY NOSE,
    THAT MKES ME WANT, TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER DOSE.

    AS I RUN ME TONGUE, ALL AROUND YOUR CLIT,
    YOU'LL WANT MY DICK RAMMED, HARD INTO YOUR SLIT.

    WE'VE BAAN ABLE TO CUM, IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE,
    YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I, IT'S BEEN SO MUCH FUN.

    WE'VE GIVEN EACH OTHER JOY, TO THE FULLST EXTENT,
    I DON'T THINK WE COULD, GIVE ANY MORE EXICITEMENT.

    SUCH JOY AND, WONDERFUL BLISS,
    NOTHING COULD EVER, BE BETTER THAN THIS.

    DARLIN' YOU BLOW BETTER, THAN ANYONE THAT I KNOW,
    YOU GIVE GOOD HEAD, AND THIS I AM, TELLING YOU SO.




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    Ohhhhhhhhh Daddy, yesssssssssss Daddy, lol!!!!! This is my favorite one so far!!!! Just what I wanna be told. Keep me cumming, I mean, keep em cumming Daddy, lol.
    *thank you WM & DD*
    *ByteMe....it's not just a name, it's an adventure!!!!*
    B.I.T.C.H. = Byte Is The Cause of Hard-ons

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    Woohoo Bert!!!
    I'm alittle surprised at you... but WOOHOO!!!



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    WOW DK >>>><<<< erotic........

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    Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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    No Faery princess, Daddy raised the temp!!!! WooooHooooo Daddy another great poem!!!

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    WOW Bert... HOT Stuff !!!!


    IF THE MIND WAS SIMPLE WE TOO WOULD BE.

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    HEY BYTEME, WOW, I GOT A GOOD LAFF OUT OF THAT ONE. AND I REALLY LIKE THE SIG. REALLY KEWL. THERE IS MORE TO CUM I MEAN COME LMAO.
    AS SOON AS I GET CAUGHT UP.
    THANKS FOR THAT REPLY. REALLY HAD ME LAFFING. THANX
    DADDY KEWL




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    Quote Originally Posted by essex boy


    LOL I love that, ideas from kids!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert Dibish
    "GREAT BLOW JOBS"

    TWEEDLE DEE DEE, TWIDDLE DEE DUM,
    C'MON BABY AND, SWALLOW MY CUM.

    I GOT HOT NUTS AND, THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU,
    THEY WANT TO CUM OUT OF MY DICK, AND FLO INTO YOU.

    HOT, THICK, AND JUICY IT WILL, SURELY FILL YOUR NUMBS,
    OVER THE LIPS, THRU THE GUMS, LOOK OUT STOMACH, HERE IT CUMS,

    IT'LL PROBABLY MAKE YOU, FEEL A LITTLE WOOZY,
    CAUSE IT WILL BE, HOT, FAST, AND SO JUICY.

    WHEN YOU SUCK MY DICK, AND LICK THE HEAD,
    YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIFELESSS, AND ALMOST DEAD,

    YOU REALLY DRAIN, EVERYTHING OUT OF ME,
    DOUBLE OF EVERYTHING, IS WHAT I SEE.

    WHEN YOU ARE DONE, I CAN HARDLY STAND,
    BABY YOU MAKE ME, FEEL SO GRAND.

    ALSO WHEN YOU ARE DONE, I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR,
    CAUSE YOUR WARM PUSSY JUICE, IS WHAT I SAVOR.

    YOUR PUSSY HAIRS REALLY, TICKLE MY NOSE,
    THAT MKES ME WANT, TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER DOSE.

    AS I RUN ME TONGUE, ALL AROUND YOUR CLIT,
    YOU'LL WANT MY DICK RAMMED, HARD INTO YOUR SLIT.

    WE'VE BAAN ABLE TO CUM, IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE,
    YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I, IT'S BEEN SO MUCH FUN.

    WE'VE GIVEN EACH OTHER JOY, TO THE FULLST EXTENT,
    I DON'T THINK WE COULD, GIVE ANY MORE EXICITEMENT.

    SUCH JOY AND, WONDERFUL BLISS,
    NOTHING COULD EVER, BE BETTER THAN THIS.

    DARLIN' YOU BLOW BETTER, THAN ANYONE THAT I KNOW,
    YOU GIVE GOOD HEAD, AND THIS I AM, TELLING YOU SO.
    I remember this poem...our boy-scout leader used to tell it to us!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert Dibish
    HEY BYTEME, WOW, I GOT A GOOD LAFF OUT OF THAT ONE. AND I REALLY LIKE THE SIG. REALLY KEWL. THERE IS MORE TO CUM I MEAN COME LMAO.
    AS SOON AS I GET CAUGHT UP.
    THANKS FOR THAT REPLY. REALLY HAD ME LAFFING. THANX
    DADDY KEWL
    Thanks about the sig Daddy! Glad you got a rise out of the reply too, lol! Can't wait for more, yes more, more, lol!! Much luv to you Daddy...keep me, ummm them, err, well, you know the rest lol!!!
    *thank you WM & DD*
    *ByteMe....it's not just a name, it's an adventure!!!!*
    B.I.T.C.H. = Byte Is The Cause of Hard-ons

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    Hey Bert Sweety, You just done it. I am really now interested in hearing more of these. You have my full attention. WOW!!!! That one caused me to have to turn the air up a lot just to cool off the house. It still hasn't cooled me off yet. LOL Well, you just keep on writing these and I will continue to come back for more of them. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, is about all I can really say to this one. Hugs and kisses to ya, keep them cumming.

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    HEY EB, THAT WAS A GREAT LITTLE CARTOON. REALLY CRACKED ME UP. SORRY SO LONG FOR MY REPLY, BUT I WAS OUT FOR A GOOD WHILE AND THEN MY GAME WAS ON. BUT ANYWAY THANKS FOR THE REPLY.
    DADDY KEWL




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    HI WIFE, WHY SURPRIZED? THIS ISNT THE FIRST ON I WORTE LIKE THUIS. BUT I THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. THANX AGAIN
    DADDY KEWL




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    SASSYPANTS, HEY DARLIN', THANKS FOR THE REPLY. I WAS A LITTLE BY SOME OF THE REPLIES. DIDNT KNOW SO MANY VISITED IN HERE, ESPECIALLY FOR MY POEMS. BUT I AM GREATFUL. AND I WILL TAKE A PIECE
    ANYWHERE I CAN GET IT, LOL. THANX AGAIN. HAVE YOU SEEN MY OTHER ONES IN HERE?
    DADDY KEWL




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    Talking love it

    now THAT is one hell of a way to say thanx for a great one!

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    HEY PRINCESS, IT IS KINDA WARM, ISNT IT? IF IT HAS WARMED YER INNERDS, IT HAS DONE ITS JOB. JUST HAPPY EVERYONE IS LIKING THESE POEMS. I AM A BIT SURPRIZED BUT LOVING IT. THANK YOU FOR YPOUR REPLY. AS USUAL I LIKE THE REPLIES YOU MAKE. AND EVERYONE ELSE TOO.
    DADDY KEWL




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    MR Z's MAMA, IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE EMINATED A BIT OF A WARM SPELL HERE. THANKS FOR TELLING FAERY_PRINCESS WHAT HAS HAPPENED, LMAO. AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY. APPRECIATE IT.
    DADDY KEWL




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    OMG, JOI, THAT WAS GREAT. I HOWLED AND STILL AM LAFFING ON THAT REPLY. THAT WAS TOO FUNNY. THAT WAS SUPER. THANKS A MIL. REALLY APPRECIATED THIS REPLY FROM YOU.
    DADDY KEWL




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