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    Talking Puns For Adults Only




    The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was
    empty. When he confronted his wife, she simply said, "It's my turn."
    "What do you mean, your turn?" yelled the husband. "In bed," she
    explained, "you've been making early withdrawals for years. Now, it's
    my turn."

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    A woman walked into the pharmacy and asked for a vibrator. The
    pharmacist gestured with his index finger and said, "Come this way."
    "If I could come that way," she said, "I wouldn't need a vibrator!"
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia. The
    judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a
    disgusting, immoral thing.
    Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"
    The man replied, "I'll give you three good reasons;
    #1, It's none of your damn business;
    #2, She was my wife; and, lastly,
    #3, I didn't know she was dead; she always acted
    that way!"
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    OMG...hahahahahaha...the vibrator one is the winner..

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiwiLime
    OMG...hahahahahaha...the vibrator one is the winner..
    LOL....glad ya enjoyed KiwiLime......and I like that one too, lol!
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    LoL great jokes

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    LOL ...loved all of them,,,but the vibrator one is the best ....






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    Really? I like the necrophilia one the best! lmao!! They were all good though, good post

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    funny post byte me

    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by IZaNaMI
    LoL great jokes
    thanks Izzy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpiderWeb
    LOL ...loved all of them,,,but the vibrator one is the best ....
    I absolutely agree with ya....that's the one that got me too, lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alcoholly
    Really? I like the necrophilia one the best! lmao!! They were all good though, good post
    LMAO....that's a good one too Aholly! Glad you enjoyed the post
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    Quote Originally Posted by CJnDee
    funny post byte me

    lol
    cj
    thanks CJ!
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    LOL those are too funny!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.zebwa's mama
    LOL those are too funny!!!
    Thanks mama!!!
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    AlcohollyReally? I like the necrophilia one the best! lmao!! They were all good though, good post
    LMAO................They were funny But ............I agree with AHolly.......That ones my fav. too.........Good Jokes Byte

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    Quote Originally Posted by swordfish
    AlcohollyReally? I like the necrophilia one the best! lmao!! They were all good though, good post
    LMAO................They were funny But ............I agree with AHolly.......That ones my fav. too.........Good Jokes Byte
    Thanks swordfish! I can see you liking that one, lol.
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    I loved the vibrator and necrophelia ones byte lol good post

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    LMAO...thanks for the add ons Squirt!
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    deffinately the vibrator
    LONG LIVE THE KING KENNY CHESNY!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTG_Buckaroo
    deffinately the vibrator
    that one seems to be in the lead, lol. Welcome to the roo WTG_Buckaroo....hope you're enjoying yourself!
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    3 But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity...these are improper for God's holy people. 4 Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking




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