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    Just a Piece of Ass or a Quick and Easy Lay


    I needed a friend but nobody wanted to stay,
    Just a piece of ass or a quick and easy lay.

    I try so hard but I keep fucking things up,
    By running to people who dont give a fuck.

    I guess I'm finding out who my friends really are,
    I wanted to go drink it up at the bar.

    But I knew my problems would still be there tomorrow,
    I'm just learning how not to care.

    Each day my heart grows a little more cold,
    And I know my stuff aint laced with gold.

    Just a Piece of Ass or a Quick and Easy Lay,
    Thats The Way I'm Gonna Be After Today!

    Melissa J Hamilton
    wrote Jan. 15, 1995


    Copyright 2005 Melissa J Hamilton






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    ROLFMAO






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    ME TOO !


    Quote Originally Posted by ~*~BabyGirl~*~
    Just a Piece of Ass or a Quick and Easy Lay



    I needed a friend but nobody wanted to stay,
    Just a piece of ass or a quick and easy lay.

    I try so hard but I keep fucking things up,
    By running to people who dont give a fuck.

    I guess I'm finding out who my friends really are,
    I wanted to go drink it up at the bar.

    But I knew my problems would still be there tomorrow,
    I'm just learning how not to care.

    Each day my heart grows a little more cold,
    And I know my stuff aint laced with gold.

    Just a Piece of Ass or a Quick and Easy Lay,
    Thats The Way I'm Gonna Be After Today!

    Melissa J Hamilton
    wrote Jan. 15, 1995


    Copyright 2005 Melissa J Hamilton






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    lol



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    funny but sad at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumper
    ME TOO !
    You too huh ??
    Great now I got bad thoughts in my head
    See what you did

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    Quote Originally Posted by oXoSammioXo
    lol
    Thanx for the posts EddyK and oXoSammioXo

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    Quote Originally Posted by promilkman
    funny but sad at the same time.
    lol
    Yea but i dont think My mom thought it was to funny the first time she read it

    I was 15 when I wrote it

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    Sad but true!!!
    Good job sweetie!!!





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    Thanx Hun
    MUAHHHHHHHH

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    You're more than welcome!!!
    Lol you were a very insightful 15 year old!!!





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    lol
    Yea I was
    I grew up way to fast

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    Cute,Missy

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    Thanx Essex

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    Awesome Missy ... I loved it
    Muuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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    Thanx Angy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~*~BabyGirl~*~ View Post
    Just a Piece of Ass or a Quick and Easy Lay


    I needed a friend but nobody wanted to stay,
    Just a piece of ass or a quick and easy lay.

    I try so hard but I keep fucking things up,
    By running to people who dont give a fuck.

    I guess I'm finding out who my friends really are,
    I wanted to go drink it up at the bar.

    But I knew my problems would still be there tomorrow,
    I'm just learning how not to care.

    Each day my heart grows a little more cold,
    And I know my stuff aint laced with gold.

    Just a Piece of Ass or a Quick and Easy Lay,
    Thats The Way I'm Gonna Be After Today!

    Melissa J Hamilton
    wrote Jan. 15, 1995


    Copyright 2005 Melissa J Hamilton





    I'm good with that lol










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    lmao
    Whoooooooo Hoooooooooo
    Licks

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    Thumbs up Wtg

    Congratulations on POD Babygirl..Good one...


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    Hey BabyGirl,
    Congrats on the POD
    I like all your poems ,BG...




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