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    Default She Wants to Have Sex With A Texas Cowboy


    You've got to know about Skoal to appreciate this one. For you
    non-Texans ..the container for this snuff is very large, flat and round,
    and the cowboy carries it in his back Jean pocket.

    Now, back to the story:

    Prior to her trip to Texas, Muffy (a New York socialite) confided to her
    girlfriends that she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star
    State. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Q, take in a bonafide
    rodeo, and have sex with a REAL Texas cowboy.

    Upon her return, her girlfriends were curious as to how she fared. "Let
    me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they
    slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's oh so good. The taste is
    unbelievable!"


    "And, I went to a real rodeo...Talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle
    full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop then jump off the
    horses and grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground! It
    is just incredible!"


    They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a REAL Texas
    cowboy?"

    "Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the
    back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!







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    lol that's all I have to say right now lol

    ... ohhhhhhh and that I HAVE had sex with a real texas cowboy lol










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    good post lol


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    lol great post

    Merry Christmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    lol that's all I have to say right now lol

    ... ohhhhhhh and that I HAVE had sex with a real texas cowboy lol
    no wonder you got three kids, no condoms in the container LOL





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    that's right lol and those really long red lights ...










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    lmao.......

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    Texas is that a state????
    Skoal is the box I use and I'm from Nebraska, the girls
    just love them
    #1DAD

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    yeah I've known a coupla cowboys myself... and you KNOW what they say about eight seconds :lileyerollingdude:
    Holy Crap, they haven't deleted me!! OF, Back on track!

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    Quote Originally Posted by #1DAD
    Texas is that a state????
    Skoal is the box I use and I'm from Nebraska, the girls
    just love them
    #1DAD
    Last I heard Texas was still a state LOL and a state of mind too





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    Quote Originally Posted by OrdinaryFemale
    yeah I've known a coupla cowboys myself... and you KNOW what they say about eight seconds :lileyerollingdude:
    I've been ridden by a few cowgirls who don't quit till they get the whole thing LOL





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    bumps





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    Lol We Have Some Real Cowboys Here In B.c. And I Know What The Conainer Looks Like This Is A Great One Wm


    TY MICHELLE

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    Quote Originally Posted by KAMITAZZ
    Lol We Have Some Real Cowboys Here In B.c. And I Know What The Conainer Looks Like This Is A Great One Wm
    I think every knows what the container looks like LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by OrdinaryFemale
    yeah I've known a coupla cowboys myself... and you KNOW what they say about eight seconds :lileyerollingdude:
    that's only for bull riders lol a true cowboy takes it easy in the saddle ...










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    lmao...

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    Damn Maybe Thats Why I Have Three Kids....i Guess I Should Of Checked The Container Lol


    TY MICHELLE

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    Quote Originally Posted by KAMITAZZ
    Damn Maybe Thats Why I Have Three Kids....i Guess I Should Of Checked The Container Lol
    that wasn't gum he was chewing out of it LOL





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    I Guess Three Is The Magic Number Lol


    TY MICHELLE

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