You've got to know about Skoal to appreciate this one. For you
non-Texans ..the container for this snuff is very large, flat and round,
and the cowboy carries it in his back Jean pocket.
Now, back to the story:
Prior to her trip to Texas, Muffy (a New York socialite) confided to her
girlfriends that she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star
State. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Q, take in a bonafide
rodeo, and have sex with a REAL Texas cowboy.
Upon her return, her girlfriends were curious as to how she fared. "Let
me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they
slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's oh so good. The taste is
"And, I went to a real rodeo...Talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle
full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop then jump off the
horses and grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground! It
is just incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a REAL Texas
"Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the
back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!