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    awwwwwwwww she was just standin' there minding her own business! lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    awwwwwwwww she was just standin' there minding her own business! lol
    The look on the poor gals face is priceless! LOL! Yes poor Holstein she was being good and the guy took advantage of her! LOL!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    The look on the poor gals face is priceless! LOL! Yes poor Holstein she was being good and the guy took advantage of her! LOL!
    how do you know her name ML? lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    how do you know her name ML? lol
    Good question!

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    how do you know her name ML? lol
    That's what kind she is a Holstein! There are Brown Swiss, also Guernsey! All Cattle breeds that produce Milk!






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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor
    Good question!
    That's the breed of cattle they are is a Holstein!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    That's what kind she is a Holstein! There are Brown Swiss, also Guernsey! All Cattle breeds that produce Milk!
    longhorn cows don't produce milk?










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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor
    Good question!
    ty lol tyvm ... lol










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    LMAO,It was her come to bed eyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    longhorn cows don't produce milk?
    If they didn't, their calves sure would get hungry..They all produce milk, but the ones Mountainlion named, plus Jerseys, are used in dairies because they are large volumn milk producers and they try to use the ones that has the highest butter fat level..Iceman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman
    If they didn't, their calves sure would get hungry..They all produce milk, but the ones Mountainlion named, plus Jerseys, are used in dairies because they are large volumn milk producers and they try to use the ones that has the highest butter fat level..Iceman
    well, how bout them apples lol Cow 101 ... lol thank you doll!










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    longhorn cows don't produce milk?
    Yes they do for their young ones! Also I like Longhorn Cattle! I think Univerity Of Texas Longhorn Mascot is great!






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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman
    If they didn't, their calves sure would get hungry..They all produce milk, but the ones Mountainlion named, plus Jerseys, are used in dairies because they are large volumn milk producers and they try to use the ones that has the highest butter fat level..Iceman
    Excellent answers Iceman!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003


    hmmm..talk about getting the milk for free...lol..poor Bessy..lol..good one cutie





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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie
    hmmm..talk about getting the milk for free...lol..poor Bessy..lol..good one cutie
    LOL! Thank you hun! Yes he got the best of both his worlds huh? LOL!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    Yes they do for their young ones! Also I like Longhorn Cattle! I think Univerity Of Texas Longhorn Mascot is great!
    got lots of those where I come from lol gotta really watch out for those dairy farmers ... lol











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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt


    got lots of those where I come from lol gotta really watch out for those dairy farmers ... lol


    LOL! I guess everthing is automated now in the milking business huh? LOL!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    LOL! I guess everthing is automated now in the milking business huh? LOL!
    yes, and that can get a fellow into trouble ... lmao











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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt


    yes, and that can get a fellow into trouble ... lmao


    Looks like he will be occupied for awhile! LOL!






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