Geography of Woman and Man

deviouseyes · 10-27-2003, 01:37 PM

Geography of a woman

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa,
half discovered, half wild, naturally
beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America,
well developed and open to trade
especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very
hot, relaxed and convinced of her own
beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France.
Gently aging, but still a warm and a
desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia,
lost the war - haunted by past mistakes.
Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia,
very wide and borders are unpatrolled.
The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like
Mongolia, with a glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most
everyone knows where it is, but no one
wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq---
ruled by a dick.

**IZaNaMI** · 10-27-2003, 02:09 PM

DeAtHkNiGhT · 10-27-2003, 05:46 PM

jokerqueen212 · 10-27-2003, 10:31 PM

LOL...so tru..so tru

cherry29 · 10-28-2003, 12:58 AM

jokerqueen212 · 10-29-2003, 12:29 AM

but ya kno...the difference is..we like our mans dick..not irag's dick

crhend · 09-06-2008, 09:24 AM

Still true!

LilMissPurrfect · 09-06-2008, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crhend

Still true!

No things changed for Iraq!!

Ahhhhhh.....I am very hot, relaxed and convinced of my own beauty.

oops...yessss....thats all me!!

10-27-2003, 01:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
deviouseyes Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	Geography of Woman and Man Geography of a woman Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging, but still a warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq--- ruled by a dick. __________________ Work like you don't need the money.. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's heaven on earth. MAKE THIS A POSITIVE DAY, UNLESS YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS

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jokerqueen212 Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Kentucky Posts: 990 Rep Power: 0	LOL...so tru..so tru __________________

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jokerqueen212 Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Kentucky Posts: 990 Rep Power: 0	but ya kno...the difference is..we like our mans dick..not irag's dick __________________

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