Lesbians - Page 13

brix1n · 04-09-2008, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotopuss

Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar

Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

Q. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A. Even the pool table has no balls

Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well hung

Q. What do you call three lesbians in bed together?
A. Ménage é twat

Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
A. 100 people who don't do dick

Q. What's the difference between a Trisket and a lesbian?
A. A Trisket is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker!

dam,Iwish I would of seen this about half an hour ago,there was a dike here,she's good people,I would loved to read these jokes to her

I always tease her about it & she don't get an attitude like that guy with the muslims fart joke

I loved the way you handled him

crhend · 04-09-2008, 05:55 PM

Congrats on POD!

**squirt** · 04-09-2008, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brix1n

dam,Iwish I would of seen this about half an hour ago,there was a dike here,she's good people,I would loved to read these jokes to her

I always tease her about it & she don't get an attitude like that guy with the muslims fart joke

I loved the way you handled him

so ... print 'em out lol he's in this thread ya know lol

I think he's seen the error of his ways lol

brix1n · 04-09-2008, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

so ... print 'em out lol he's in this thread ya know lol

I think he's seen the error of his ways lol

It was really a gas,sounds like old school,

stevent222 · 04-09-2008, 06:36 PM

longwalker · 04-09-2008, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

This is it, unless they're both there for only you! One in the hand is worth two in the bush!!

Congratulations on POD Essex!!!

**squirt** · 04-09-2008, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longwalker

This is it, unless they're both there for only you! One in the hand is worth two in the bush!!

Congratulations on POD Essex!!!

I only want your hand in my bush lover! lol

Vinnie · 04-09-2008, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longwalker

This is it, unless they're both there for only you! One in the hand is worth two in the bush!!

Congratulations on POD Essex!!!

Nah one in the bush is worth ten in the hand....we are tailking aboutthe same sort of bush aren't we?

arella · 04-09-2008, 07:00 PM

Lol I think Vinnies excited!

Vinnie · 04-09-2008, 07:01 PM

Boy, your eyesight must be reallly good, either that or you got a zoom function on the spy cam.

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