it's THAT time of year again! - Page 4

**squirt** · 09-30-2007, 02:33 AM

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**squirt** · 10-30-2007, 01:50 AM

One thing in football doesn't make sense. The two-minute warning. What's the big warning? EVERYONE knows you have two minutes to play. A two-minute warning is like when you're in bed with a chick. The phone rings. It's her husband on his cellphone. He says, "Honey, I'll be home in two minutes." Now, THAT'S a two-minute warning!

**squirt** · 09-06-2008, 01:17 AM

Grouchie · 09-06-2008, 01:26 AM

Lmao

**squirt** · 09-06-2008, 01:30 AM

I have never been a football widow ... or a baseball one or a basketball one or a hockey one lol

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 09-06-2008, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by squirt

One thing in football doesn't make sense. The two-minute warning. What's the big warning? EVERYONE knows you have two minutes to play. A two-minute warning is like when you're in bed with a chick. The phone rings. It's her husband on his cellphone. He says, "Honey, I'll be home in two minutes." Now, THAT'S a two-minute warning!

so much for sneaking in!

**squirt** · 09-06-2008, 04:12 PM

like that would ever happen, him calling to give her a 2 minute warning lol

Iceman · 09-06-2008, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

One thing in football doesn't make sense. The two-minute warning. What's the big warning? EVERYONE knows you have two minutes to play. A two-minute warning is like when you're in bed with a chick. The phone rings. It's her husband on his cellphone. He says, "Honey, I'll be home in two minutes." Now, THAT'S a two-minute warning!

What pisses me off is the ones that don't call..

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 352,444 Rep Power: 8383	One thing in football doesn't make sense. The two-minute warning. What's the big warning? EVERYONE knows you have two minutes to play. A two-minute warning is like when you're in bed with a chick. The phone rings. It's her husband on his cellphone. He says, "Honey, I'll be home in two minutes." Now, THAT'S a two-minute warning!

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 352,444 Rep Power: 8383	like that would ever happen, him calling to give her a 2 minute warning lol