The "Bear" Neccessities - Page 3

**squirt** · 01-30-2009, 12:44 PM

Bamber · 01-30-2009, 12:51 PM

"GOOD GOD GEORGE, DID YOU HAVE TO? THAT STINKS!"

Seti · 03-10-2009, 03:07 AM

anna_hun · 03-10-2009, 06:13 AM

whats the plunger for..lmbo

Miss_Manzy · 03-10-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by anna_hun

whats the plunger for..lmbo

The biggums rofl!!!

Seti · 03-31-2009, 05:45 AM

Seti · 03-31-2009, 05:50 AM

Iceman · 03-31-2009, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Seti

I wanna be your bear..

Pixsurguy · 03-31-2009, 05:02 PM

Guy from the lower 48 is in Alaska hunting Grizzly bears.
He's sneaking thru the woods, but a bear jumps him from behind, rips his pants off and has his way with him.

Next season, after the hunter recovered and could walk without being bowlegged, he went back to Alaska to KILL that GD bear who'd buggered him.

He's sneaking through the woods again, but OH NO - the bear jumps him from behind once again and has his way with him once again. ("Wait'll next year thinks the hunter")

The following bear season here's our fearless bear hunter (this time equipped with a rear view mirror) sneaking through the woods. The bear drops out of tree, rips the hunter's pants off and has his way with him once again. When he's finished, the bear looks at the hunter and says:

"You don't really come up for the hunting, do you!"

Miss_Manzy · 04-01-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Iceman

I wanna be your bear..

I bet you do LOL

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Pixsurguy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 16,979 Rep Power: 1734	Guy from the lower 48 is in Alaska hunting Grizzly bears. He's sneaking thru the woods, but a bear jumps him from behind, rips his pants off and has his way with him. Next season, after the hunter recovered and could walk without being bowlegged, he went back to Alaska to KILL that GD bear who'd buggered him. He's sneaking through the woods again, but OH NO - the bear jumps him from behind once again and has his way with him once again. ("Wait'll next year thinks the hunter") The following bear season here's our fearless bear hunter (this time equipped with a rear view mirror) sneaking through the woods. The bear drops out of tree, rips the hunter's pants off and has his way with him once again. When he's finished, the bear looks at the hunter and says: "You don't really come up for the hunting, do you!" __________________ Pix is big where it counts - he can stick his nose into your business from across the street.

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