Wacky Inventions

[raistlingoldeneyes]

this post is hilarious

[nanny mags]

great thread grumpa i love it

[nanny mags]

the baby patter
for parents who have little time to pat there baby to sleep

[nanny mags]

the floating shade to keep the sun off

[nanny mags]

food mask to stop you eating to much

[nanny mags]

bib to catch your ash when driving

[sewnutzcl1]

Great thread Grumpa, now I gotta go find some of those wacky inventions to share!

[grumpa]

Thank you.....Nanny Mags for you great additions........And I know sewnutzcl1 when you do post yours, that it will be very interesting......
Also.....raistlingoldeneyes I'm delighted that you find this thread hilarious

Now to get serious.......

Here's another "Wacky Invention" which I think everyone will want to have.........

"Immortality Device"

A NEW INVENTION WHICH ALLOWS HUMANS TO LIVE FOREVER

According to Alex Chiu, based on testimonies, facts, and proofs, people are believed to be able to stay physically young forever by using his new inventions "The Eternal Life Rings" and "The Eternal Life Foot Braces". The Eternal Life Rings are to be worn on both small fingers of a user during sleep. The Eternal Life Foot Braces are to be worn on all toes of both feet during sleep. Both devices consist of rare earth or ceramic magnets and plastic braces which hold magnets onto the fingers of the user. The inventor explained that the fingers and toes are the negative (-) and positive (+) terminals of your body.

When placing the magnetic devices, the magnetic pole on the right side of the human body is opposite to the left side. With a opposite pole on each side of the human body, blood circulation and electric current of the body are enhanced. The enhanced blood circulation and electric current increase metabolism in order to fight the aging process. The Eternal Life Rings and The Eternal Life Foot Braces invented by Alex Chiu are believed to allow humans to stay physically young forever or turn humans physically younger, (Our lawyer told us to use the word "believe") and cure various diseases and handicaps as long as you wear the rings or foot braces every night during sleep.

US PATENT # 5,989,178

[kipper]

Originally Posted by grumpa

Know of any wacky inventions???
Real or Not???
Post them here...........

This would explain why i haven't seen Lara around for a while.

[grumpa]

Originally Posted by kipper

This would explain why i haven't seen Lara around for a while.

Oh Oh...........Your going to be in trouble

(That's if you don't help her off the pole)