Happy Turkey Day - Gobble!

[Jhoneycann]

What's the deal, people! On Happy Turkey Day, Shouldn't the TURKEY Be HAPPY?
	"Mmmmm, What a nice turkey!"
Maybe I should give them other suggestions.... Think that would work?
	"Oh, boy! Nicest turkey in years! Martha, get the carving knife!"
If ya don't want beef, people, Try the broccoli! (Anything but turkey) Humor me a bit here!
	"My, my, my! Plumpest, juiciest bird in town! A Thanksgiving feast!"
Jiminy! They just don't get it! Let's try this... I AM NOT A TURKEY! Ya gotta believe me here!
	They ain't buying it! I'm a goner! How about the other white meat?!
Ack! People! I can't keep running like this! Why don't you just go to The Colonel's place! Anywhere!
	And I thought on Happy Turkey Day The TURKEY was supposed to be HAPPY!