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    Default a redneck Christmas carol ...











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    they'd be better putting an empty keg out for him to fill lmao

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    those stockings sure are small, eh? lol










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    they sure need to up their expectations lmao

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    judging by how much is on the floor lol they shouldn't get anymore alcohol to abuse lol










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    Pity the rednecks??

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    That's the kind of Santa I want to visit me LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor View Post
    Pity the rednecks??
    not me lol they're happy lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by essex boy View Post
    That's the kind of Santa I want to visit me LOL
    the beer drinkin' redneck kind? lol Bubba! lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    judging by how much is on the floor lol they shouldn't get anymore alcohol to abuse lol
    they should be made to lick up the dregs before they get new for sure lmao

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    Damn Rednecks......They spill more than they drink .....they dont deserve anything....lol.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Angy View Post
    they should be made to lick up the dregs before they get new for sure lmao
    no self respecting redneck would waste good beer like that lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by colin7958 View Post
    Damn Rednecks......They spill more than they drink .....they dont deserve anything....lol.
    I know alot of rednecks and they would die before spilling one drop of beer lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    I know alot of rednecks and they would die before spilling one drop of beer lol
    guess there are bad apples everywhere giving the others a bad name lmao

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