07-14-2008, 06:01 PM
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LOL! I know I've commented on this one before, just really don't wanna take the time to look at all 106 pages. he... he... he... Found this awhile back and it's so typical of where I grew up at in Wisconsin. A Texan walks into a bar in Northern Wisconsin and clears his voice then to the crowd of drinkers he says, I hear you Cheeseheads are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 dollars to anybody in here who can drink 12 bottles of beer back-to-back, and if ya'll can't do it you pay me $500. The room is quiet. No one takes up the Texan's offer. Ole gets up and leaves. Thirty minutes later Ole comes and taps the Texan on the shoulder. Is your bet still good? The Texan says, Yup and asks the bartender to line up 12 bottles of beer. Immediately..... Ole tears into all 12 of the bottles chug-a-lugging them all back-to-back. The other bar patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives Ole the $500 and says, If ya'll don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone? Ole replies, Oh, I went to the bar down the street to see if I could do it first. |
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sorry I have to stick with the sex being that I don't drink
