Barack Obama Thread. - Page 4

**squirt** · 05-15-2009, 05:54 PM

LAWRENCE · 05-15-2009, 07:23 PM

LAWRENCE · 05-16-2009, 05:46 AM

PENNMTNS · 05-16-2009, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by lordoftheblackflies

lol....now thats politicaly correct..............

LAWRENCE · 05-17-2009, 10:21 PM

LAWRENCE · 05-19-2009, 12:22 AM

President Obama was looking for a call girl.

He found three such girls, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, 'I am the President of The United States.
Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, $200.

To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was $100.

He then asked the redhead.
Her reply was, 'Mr.President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of energy and screw me the way you have Country, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody cent!'

LAWRENCE · 05-19-2009, 11:49 PM

Seti · 05-23-2009, 08:01 AM

**squirt** · 05-23-2009, 04:05 PM

hortysir · 05-23-2009, 04:27 PM

All funny ones!!!!!!

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LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 8,117 Rep Power: 1914	President Obama was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said, 'I am the President of The United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?' She replied, $200. To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was $100. He then asked the redhead. Her reply was, 'Mr.President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of energy and screw me the way you have Country, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody cent!' __________________ ******************

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