Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him
anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left
in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his
Oriental street name, Ho Lee Schitt.
... either the Lady is Small, and the dog is Big-as-Hell, or the Lady is Average, and the dog really DID eat all those people!