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    Default morning sex

    Morning Sex


    John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed.

    His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

    Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful Mommy."

    The note read:
    The Tent Pole Is Up,
    The Canvas Is Spread,
    The Hell With Breakfast,
    Come Back To Bed.

    Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to your silly Daddy

    Her note read:
    Take The Tent Pole Down,
    Put The Canvas Away,
    The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
    No Circus Today.

    John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.

    Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."

    His note read:
    The ! Tent Pole's Still Up,
    And The Canvas Still Spread,
    So Drop What You're Doing,
    And Come Give Me Some Head.

    Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to take this to the poor dude upstairs."

    Her note read:
    I'm Sure That Your Pole's
    The Best In The Land.
    But I'm Busy Right Now,
    Do It By Hand!


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




    Thank you Aurora!!

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    great post dad.......... huggies and kissies

    ty essex



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    lmao!!! Good one Dan!!

    ty chelle

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    Not for the over-sensative:

    Morning Sex


    BK woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over stomach-down and jammed his dick into the bed.

    His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing sex in the kitchen.

    Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, BK called his little boy into he room and asked him to take this note to your "beautiful Mommy who gives me a hard-on that doesn't leave for days."

    The note read:
    The Tent Pole Is Up,
    The Canvas Is Spread,
    The Hell With Protection,
    Come Give Me Head.

    Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to your "silly Daddy that gets me wetter than the Mississippi river".

    Her note read:
    Keep The Tent Pole Up,
    Don't Put The Canvas Away,
    The Monkey Did Not Hav A Hemorrhage,
    A Blowjob Today.

    BK read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.

    Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the sexy lady that gives great oral attention."

    His note read:
    The Tent Pole's Still Up,
    And The Canvas Still Spread,
    So Drop What You're Doing,
    And Come Give Me Some Head.

    Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to take this to the "hot dude upstairs."

    Her note read:
    I Know That Your Pole's
    The Best In The Land.
    And I'm Jerking You Off Right Now,
    Cum on my hand.




    ...It makes no sense, but I was bored.

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    Iam at a total loss for words. too funny. she's quick. I like her !!



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    hehehe thats great!! good post!!!!


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    Goodin dan...LMBO
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    Lol...good Post
















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    Quote Originally Posted by sweet melissa
    great post dad.......... huggies and kissies
    thx sweety, im glad u enjoyed it!!


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




    Thank you Aurora!!

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    Great post Dan!!! Hugs!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NisforNostalgia
    lmao!!! Good one Dan!!
    thank you Nancy


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




    Thank you Aurora!!

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    ...Someone must think mine was a little bit funny, right?

    ...By the way, good post Dads540.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrainKandy
    Not for the over-sensative:

    Morning Sex


    BK woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over stomach-down and jammed his dick into the bed.

    His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing sex in the kitchen.

    Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, BK called his little boy into he room and asked him to take this note to your "beautiful Mommy who gives me a hard-on that doesn't leave for days."

    The note read:
    The Tent Pole Is Up,
    The Canvas Is Spread,
    The Hell With Protection,
    Come Give Me Head.

    Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to your "silly Daddy that gets me wetter than the Mississippi river".

    Her note read:
    Keep The Tent Pole Up,
    Don't Put The Canvas Away,
    The Monkey Did Not Hav A Hemorrhage,
    A Blowjob Today.

    BK read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.

    Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the sexy lady that gives great oral attention."

    His note read:
    The Tent Pole's Still Up,
    And The Canvas Still Spread,
    So Drop What You're Doing,
    And Come Give Me Some Head.

    Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to take this to the "hot dude upstairs."

    Her note read:
    I Know That Your Pole's
    The Best In The Land.
    And I'm Jerking You Off Right Now,
    Cum on my hand.




    ...It makes no sense, but I was bored.
    ty Brainkandy


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




    Thank you Aurora!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sporkmonki
    Iam at a total loss for words. too funny. she's quick. I like her !!
    thank you


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




    Thank you Aurora!!

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    There we go. At least one acknowledgement.

    For a moment, I was thinking my post was a mirrage.

    Thanks. [/Unintentually stealing thread].

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlazingGopher
    hehehe thats great!! good post!!!!
    thanx BlazingGopher


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




    Thank you Aurora!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by anna_hun
    Goodin dan...LMBO
    thank you anna!!


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




    Thank you Aurora!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfybabe
    Lol...good Post
    thx wolfybabe!!


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




    Thank you Aurora!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dads540
    thx wolfybabe!!
    very welcome
















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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetpea0257


    Great post Dan!!! Hugs!!!
    thank you sweetpea!!! glad u liked it


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




    Thank you Aurora!!

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