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    Default carnation milk is best of all ...











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    Yeah baby!!! Lol They should've paid her more lol
    Good one sweetheart!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    lol..gooder post

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    great post squirt. they would have sold more milk with a slogan like that. LOL

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    Mrs McVittie had only one titty to feed her baby on
    The poor little f**ker had only one sucker to clench his gums upon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    LOL! now really! why coudnt they have used that?



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    Quote Originally Posted by arella
    Yeah baby!!! Lol They should've paid her more lol
    Good one sweetheart!!!
    I agree lol that was truly classic! lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by PENNMTNS
    lol..gooder post
    I'm so very glad you laughed penn lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by shadow750984
    great post squirt. they would have sold more milk with a slogan like that. LOL
    she sold me! lol I've never milked a cow lol nor do I care to! lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor
    Mrs McVittie had only one titty to feed her baby on
    The poor little f**ker had only one sucker to clench his gums upon.

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    his pitiful cry put a tear in her eye, she didn't know what to do
    when who did appear and said don't worry dear, I'll feed your baby for you?










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    Quote Originally Posted by buttercups
    LOL! now really! why coudnt they have used that?
    because our mothers and grandmothers would've fainted dead away lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    I agree lol that was truly classic! lol
    Lmao it was honest and straight to the point lol





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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt

    I guess it just wasn't family oriented enough. LOL Bet she would have a good slogan now that it come in a box. LOL



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    brilor
    Mrs McVittie had only one titty to feed her baby on
    The poor little f**ker had only one sucker to clench his gums upon.

    squirt
    his pitiful cry put a tear in her eye, she didn't know what to do
    when who did appear and said don't worry dear, I'll feed your baby for you?

    so with caring hands she had a plan to help the baby eat
    with milk galore who could ask for more giving the baby a treat




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    Quote Originally Posted by arella
    Lmao it was honest and straight to the point lol
    I give her a 10 for style and a 10 for delivery! lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by gods angel
    I guess it just wasn't family oriented enough. LOL Bet she would have a good slogan now that it come in a box. LOL
    I bet you're right lol I remember those old TV trays, dad loved to fix TV dinners on friday night just so we could use them lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    I bet you're right lol I remember those old TV trays, dad loved to fix TV dinners on friday night just so we could use them lol
    Dinner was always served at the table when I was growing up. It sounds so wonderful to sit and watch TV eating off of special trays.



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    saturday nights he'd fix grilled cheese sandwiches and popcorn and after dinner, we'd go out onto the front porch where he'd play his guitar and sing the songs he'd been singing to us before we learned to talk, and of course, as we got older, we sang them too lol










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    Lol she forgot to mention no more hairy nipples

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    saturday nights he'd fix grilled cheese sandwiches and popcorn and after dinner, we'd go out onto the front porch where he'd play his guitar and sing the songs he'd been singing to us before we learned to talk, and of course, as we got older, we sang them too lol
    I love playing my guitar. Your Dad sounds like a really great guy. My Dad use to play board games with me into all hours of the night. Just the two of us. It was alot of fun. I sure do miss him.



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