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    Icon17 Women are like apples, Men are like grapes!




    Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're great. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
    Now Men .... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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    Lmao!!! So me and ButterCups are actualy doing you all a favor lol














































































    We just need to change from WHACK to STOMP!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by arella
    Lmao!!! So me and ButterCups are actualy doing you all a favor lol














































































    We just need to change from WHACK to STOMP!!!
    Hmmm, seems that way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzman60
    Hmmm, seems that way

    Lmao!!! Some roo guys should be running and screaming lol righhhhhhhhhhhhhht aboooooooooooooout NOW!!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by arella
    Lmao!!! Some roo guys should be running and screaming lol righhhhhhhhhhhhhht aboooooooooooooout NOW!!!!
    Nahhhh...used to it, only the single guys will...hahahaha!

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