Heavenly Argument

[purpleroscoedog]

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument
about who was better on the computer. They had been
going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of
hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had
enough. I am going to set up a test that will run
for two hours, and from those results, I will judge
who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and
typed away.


They moused.



They faxed.



They e-mailed.



They e-mailed with attachments.



They downloaded.



They did spreadsheets.



They wrote reports.



They created labels and cards.



They created charts and graphs.



They did some genealogy reports.



They did every job known to man.



Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was
faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up,
lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder
rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went
off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every
curse word known in the underworld.


Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of
them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when
the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of
his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he
screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he
has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

"Jesus saves."