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Looking to the Word

As newborn babes, desire the sincere milk of the word, that ye may grow thereby: If so be ye have tasted that the Lord is gracious.

1 Peter 2:2-3 KJV

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How sweet are Your words to my taste!
Yes, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
From Your precepts I get understanding;
Therefore I hate every false way.

Your word is a lamp to my feet
And a light to my path.
I have sworn and I will confirm it,
That I will keep Your righteous ordinances.

Psalm 119:103-106 NASB

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How can a young man keep his way pure?
By keeping it according to Your word.
With all my heart I have sought You;
Do not let me wander from Your commandments.
Your word I have treasured in my heart,
That I may not sin against You.

Psalm 119:9-11 NASB

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Through the Bible in a Year - Readings for December 29

December 29: Luke 4:1-30, Ezekiel 44-45, Isaiah 64

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Meditation 12/24 - 12/30: Isaiah 9:2; 6-7 NLT

Wonderful! Counselor! The Mighty God!

The people who walk in darkness
will see a great light.
For those who live in a land of deep darkness,
a light will shine.

For a child is born to us,
a son is given to us.
The government will rest on his shoulders.
And he will be called:
Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God,
Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.

His government and its peace
will never end.
He will rule with fairness and justice
from the throne of his ancestor David
for all eternity.
The passionate commitment
of the Lord of Heaven's Armies
will make this happen!

Isaiah 9:2; 6-7 NLT
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Old 01-01-2007, 12:08 AM   #1773 (permalink)
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Looking to the Word

As newborn babes, desire the sincere milk of the word, that ye may grow thereby: If so be ye have tasted that the Lord is gracious.

1 Peter 2:2-3 KJV

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How sweet are Your words to my taste!
Yes, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
From Your precepts I get understanding;
Therefore I hate every false way.

Your word is a lamp to my feet
And a light to my path.
I have sworn and I will confirm it,
That I will keep Your righteous ordinances.

Psalm 119:103-106 NASB

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How can a young man keep his way pure?
By keeping it according to Your word.
With all my heart I have sought You;
Do not let me wander from Your commandments.
Your word I have treasured in my heart,
That I may not sin against You.

Psalm 119:9-11 NASB

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December 29: Luke 4:1-30, Ezekiel 44-45, Isaiah 64

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Meditation 12/24 - 12/30: Isaiah 9:2; 6-7 NLT

Wonderful! Counselor! The Mighty God!

The people who walk in darkness
will see a great light.
For those who live in a land of deep darkness,
a light will shine.

For a child is born to us,
a son is given to us.
The government will rest on his shoulders.
And he will be called:
Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God,
Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.

His government and its peace
will never end.
He will rule with fairness and justice
from the throne of his ancestor David
for all eternity.
The passionate commitment
of the Lord of Heaven's Armies
will make this happen!

Isaiah 9:2; 6-7 NLT
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Old 01-07-2007, 05:05 AM   #1774 (permalink)
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God - The Great Divider

'He who is not for Me is against Me'

Do you think I came to bring peace on earth? No, I tell you, but division.

Luke 12:51 NIV

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Many of the people therefore, when they heard this saying, said, Of a truth this is the Prophet. Others said, This is the Christ. But some said, Shall Christ come out of Galilee? Hath not the scripture said, That Christ cometh of the seed of David, and out of the town of Bethlehem, where David was? So there was a division among the people because of him.

John 7:40-43 KJV

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All the nations will be gathered before Him; and He will separate them from one another, as the shepherd separates the sheep from the goats; and He will put the sheep on His right, and the goats on the left. These will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.

Matthew 25:32-33,46 NASB

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Through the Bible in a Year - Readings for January 7

January 7: Luke 8:26-56, Genesis 13-14, Psalm 7

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Meditation 1/07 - 1/13: Eph 1:7-10 KJV

God's Grace - Lavished Upon Us!

In whom we have redemption through his blood,
the forgiveness of sins, according to
the riches of his grace;

Wherein he hath abounded toward us in
all wisdom and prudence;

Having made known unto us the mystery of his will,
according to his good pleasure which
he hath purposed in himself:

That in the dispensation of the fulness of times
he might gather together in one all things
in Christ, both which are in heaven,
and which are on earth; even in him:

Ephesians 1:7-10 KJV
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He is our Strength!

I will call upon the Lord,
who is worthy to be praised;
so shall I be saved from my enemies.

Psalm 18:3 KJV

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The LORD is my light and my salvation -
whom shall I fear?
The LORD is the stronghold of my life,
of whom shall I be afraid?

When evil men advance
against me to devour my flesh,
when my enemies and my foes attack me,
they will stumble and fall.

Though an army besiege me,
my heart will not fear;
though war break out against me,
even then will I be confident.

Psalm 27:1-3 NIV

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This is the message we have heard from Him and announce to you, that God is Light, and in Him there is no darkness at all. If we say that we have fellowship with Him and yet walk in the darkness, we lie and do not practice the truth; but if we walk in the Light as He Himself is in the Light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus His Son cleanses us from all sin.

1 John 1:5-7 NASB

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Help us, O God of our salvation,
for the glory of thy name;
deliver us, and forgive our sins,
for thy name's sake!

Psalm 79:9 RSV

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January 6: Luke 8:1-25, Genesis 12, Psalm 6

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Meditation 12/31 - 1/06: Ps 103:11-16 CEV

So great is His Mercy and Love

How great is God's love for all
who worship him?
Greater than the distance
between heaven and earth!
How far has the LORD taken
our sins from us?
Farther than the distance
from east to west!

Just as parents are kind
to their children,
the LORD is kind
to all who worship him,
because he knows
we are made of dust.

We humans are like grass
or wild flowers
that quickly bloom.
But a scorching wind blows,
and they quickly wither
to be forever forgotten.

Psalm 103:11-16 CEV
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Our glory is in Him!

This is what the LORD says: "Let not the wise man boast of his wisdom or the strong man boast of his strength or the rich man boast of his riches, but let him who boasts boast about this: that he understands and knows me, that I am the LORD, who exercises kindness, justice and righteousness on earth, for in these I delight," declares the LORD.

Jeremiah 9:23,24 NIV

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For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called: But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are: That no flesh should glory in his presence.

1 Corinthians 1:26-29 KJV

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But may it never be that I would boast, except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, through which the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world.

Galatians 6:14 NASB

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How's your Conscience?

He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.

John 8:7,9 KJV

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Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled. They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate.

Titus 1:15-16 KJV

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Be men worthy of respect, sincere, not indulging in much wine, and not pursuing dishonest gain. They must keep hold of the deep truths of the faith with a clear conscience.

1 Timothy 3:8,9 NIV

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January 4: Luke 7:1-17, Genesis 8-10, Psalm 4

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Meditation 12/31 - 1/06: Ps 103:11-16 MSG

So great is His Mercy and Love

As high as heaven is over the earth,
so strong is his love to those who fear him.
And as far as sunrise is from sunset,
he has separated us from our sins.

As parents feel for their children,
God feels for those who fear him.
He knows us inside and out,
keeps in mind that we're made of mud.

Men and women don't live very long;
like wildflowers they spring up and blossom,
But a storm snuffs them out just as quickly,
leaving nothing to show they were here.

Psalm 103:11-16 The Message
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