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All things work for the good pleasure of His will

"You are worthy, our Lord and God, to receive glory and honor and power, for you created all things, and by your will they were created and have their being."

Revelation 4:11 NIV

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And this is the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask any thing according to his will, he heareth us: And if we know that he hear us, whatsoever we ask, we know that we have the petitions that we desired of him.

1 John 5:14,15 KJV

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Come now, you who say, 'Today or tomorrow we will go to such and such a city, and spend a year there and engage in business and make a profit.' Yet you do not know what your life will be like tomorrow. You are just a vapor that appears for a little while and then vanishes away. Instead, you ought to say, 'If the Lord wills, we will live and also do this or that.'

James 4:13-15 NASB

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Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, On earth as it is in heaven.

Matthew 6:10

Let this be our daily heart's desire..

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Through the Bible in a Year - Readings for January 15

January 15: Luke 12:32-59, Genesis 22, Psalm 15

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Meditation 1/14 - 1/20: 1 Cor 3-9 NIV

God is Faithful

Grace and peace to you from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.

Thanksgiving

I always thank God for you because of his grace given you in Christ Jesus. For in him you have been enriched in every way - in all your speaking and in all your knowledge because our testimony about Christ was confirmed in you.

Therefore you do not lack any spiritual gift as you eagerly wait for our Lord Jesus Christ to be revealed. He will keep you strong to the end, so that you will be blameless on the day of our Lord Jesus Christ. God, who has called you into fellowship with his Son Jesus Christ our Lord, is faithful.

1 Corinthians 1:3-9 NIV
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He died for me.

And at Calvary I died with Him...

I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.

Galatians 2:20 NIV

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And a woman who had a hemorrhage for twelve years, and could not be healed by anyone, came up behind Him and touched the fringe of His cloak, and immediately her hemorrhage stopped. And Jesus said, "Who is the one who touched Me?" Jesus said, "Someone did touch Me, for I was aware that power had gone out of Me."

When the woman saw that she had not escaped notice, she came trembling and fell down before Him, and declared in the presence of all the people the reason why she had touched Him, and how she had been immediately healed. And He said to her, "Daughter, your faith has made you well; go in peace."

Luke 8:43-48 NASB

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For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.

Colossians 1:16:17 KJV

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Through the Bible in a Year - Readings for January 11

January 11: Luke 10:21-42, Genesis 18, Psalm 11

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Meditation 1/07 - 1/13: Eph 1:7-10 MSG

God's Grace - Lavished Upon Us!

Because of the sacrifice of the Messiah, his blood
poured out on the altar of the Cross, we're a free
people - free of penalties and punishments chalked
up by all our misdeeds.

And not just barely free, either. Abundantly free!
He thought of everything, provided for everything
we could possibly need, letting us in on the plans
he took such delight in making.

He set it all out before us in Christ, a long-range
plan in which everything would be brought together
and summed up in him, everything in deepest heaven,
everything on planet earth.

Ephesians 1:7-10 The Message
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Today! Now! We are His beloved children

Dear friends, now we are children of God, and what we will be has not yet been made known. But we know that when He appears, we shall be like Him, for we shall see Him as He is.

1 John 3:2 NIV

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For He says, "At the acceptable time I have listened to you, and helped you on the day of salvation." Behold, now is the acceptable time; behold, now is the day of salvation.

2 Corinthians 6:2 RSV

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Therefore there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.

Romans 8:1 NASB

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And you, that were sometime alienated and enemies in your mind by wicked works, yet now hath He reconciled in the body of His flesh through death, to present you holy and unblameable and unreproveable in His sight.

Colossians 1:21,22 KJV

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Through the Bible in a Year - Readings for January 27

January 27: Luke 20:1-26, Genesis 35-36, Psalm 27

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Meditation 1/21 - 1/27: Ps 103:17-22 CEV

The Lord's love is with those who fear Him

The LORD is always kind
to those who worship him,
and he keeps his promises
to their descendants
who faithfully obey him.

God has set up his kingdom
in heaven, and he rules
the whole creation.

All of you mighty angels,
who obey God's commands,
come and praise your LORD!

All of you thousands
who serve and obey God,
come and praise your LORD!

All of God's creation
and all that he rules,
come and praise your LORD!
With all my heart
I praise the LORD!

Psalm 103:17-22 CEV
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All good gifts come from Him!

Or do you show contempt for the riches of his kindness, tolerance and patience, not realizing that God's kindness leads you toward repentance?

Romans 2:4 NIV

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For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

Romans 1:20 KJV

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He did not leave Himself without witness, in that He did good and gave you rains from heaven and fruitful seasons, satisfying your hearts with food and gladness.

Acts 14:17 NASB

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For in hope we have been saved, but hope that is seen is not hope; for who hopes for what he already sees? But if we hope for what we do not see, with perseverance we wait eagerly for it.

Romans 8:24,25 NASB

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Through the Bible in a Year - Readings for January 26

January 26: Luke 19:28-48, Genesis 34, Psalm 26

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Meditation 1/21 - 1/27: Ps 103:17-22 NLT

The Lord's love is with those who fear Him

But the love of the Lord remains forever
with those who fear him.
His salvation extends to the children's children
of those who are faithful to his covenant,
of those who obey his commandments!

The Lord has made the heavens his throne;
from there he rules over everything.

Praise the Lord, you angels,
you mighty ones who carry out his plans,
listening for each of his commands.

Yes, praise the Lord, you armies of angels
who serve him and do his will!
Praise the Lord, everything he has created,
everything in all his kingdom.

Let all that I am praise the Lord.

Psalm 103:17-22 NLT
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Putting Away Fleshly Lusts

The night is nearly over; the day is almost here. So let us put aside the deeds of darkness and put on the armor of light. Let us behave decently, as in the daytime, not in orgies and drunkenness, not in sexual immorality and debauchery, not in dissension and jealousy. Rather, clothe yourselves with the Lord Jesus Christ, and do not think about how to gratify the desires of the sinful nature.

Romans 13:12-14 NIV

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And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts. If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit.

Galatians 5:24,25 KJV

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For the mind set on the flesh is death, but the mind set on the Spirit is life and peace, because the mind set on the flesh is hostile toward God; for it does not subject itself to the law of God, for it is not even able to do so, and those who are in the flesh cannot please God.

Romans 8:6-8 NASB

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Through the Bible in a Year - Readings for January 25

January 25: Luke 19:1-27, Genesis 32-33, Psalm 25

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Meditation 1/21 - 1/27: Ps 103:17-22 MSG

The Lord's love is with those who fear Him

God's love, though, is ever and always,
eternally present to all who fear him,
Making everything right for them and their children
as they follow his Covenant ways
and remember to do whatever he said.

God has set his throne in heaven;
he rules over us all. He's the King!
So bless God, you angels,
ready and able to fly at his bidding,
quick to hear and do what he says.
Bless God, all you armies of angels,
alert to respond to whatever he wills.
Bless God, all creatures, wherever you are -
everything and everyone made by God.

And you, O my soul, bless God!

Psalm 103:17-22 The Message
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When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

1 Corinthians 13:11,12 NIV

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For if any one is a hearer of the word and not a doer, he is like a man who observes his natural face in a mirror; for he observes himself and goes away and at once forgets what he was like. But he who looks into the perfect law, the law of liberty, and perseveres, being no hearer that forgets but a doer that acts, he shall be blessed in his doing.

James 1:23-35 RSV

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But we all, with unveiled face, beholding as in a mirror the glory of the Lord, are being transformed into the same image from glory to glory, just as from the Lord, the Spirit.

2 Corinthians 3:18 NASB

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Beloved, we are God's children now; it does not yet appear what we shall be, but we know that when He appears we shall be like Him, for we shall see Him as he is.

1 John 3:2 RSV

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Through the Bible in a Year - Readings for January 24

January 24: Luke 18:18-43, Genesis 31, Psalm 24

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Meditation 1/21 - 1/27: Ps 103:17-22 ESV

The Lord's love is with those who fear Him

But the steadfast love of the LORD
is from everlasting to everlasting
on those who fear him,
and his righteousness to children's children,
to those who keep his covenant
and remember to do his commandments.
The LORD has established his throne in the heavens,
and his kingdom rules over all.

Bless the LORD, O you his angels,
you mighty ones who do his word,
obeying the voice of his word!
Bless the LORD, all his hosts,
his ministers, who do his will!
Bless the LORD, all his works,
in all places of his dominion.
Bless the LORD, O my soul!

Psalm 103:17-22 ESV
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the God of all flesh:
is there any thing too hard for me?

Jeremiah 32:27 KJV

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Jesus went throughout Galilee, teaching in their synagogues, preaching the good news of the kingdom, and healing every disease and sickness among the people. News about him spread all over Syria, and people brought to him all who were ill with various diseases, those suffering severe pain, the demon possessed, those having seizures, and the paralyzed, and he healed them.

Matthew 4:23,24 NIV

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But He was pierced through
for our transgressions,
He was crushed for our iniquities;
The chastening for our well-being
fell upon Him,
And by His scourging we are healed.

Isaiah 53:5 NASB

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February 8: Hebrews 4:14-6:12, Genesis 49-50, Psalm 39

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Meditation 2/4 - 2/10: Eph 1:11-14 MSG

Marked with the Holy Spirit

It's in Christ that we find out who we are and what we are living for. Long before we first heard of Christ and got our hopes up, he had his eye on us, had designs on us for glorious living, part of the overall purpose he is working out in everything and everyone.

It's in Christ that you, once you heard the truth and believed it (this Message of your salvation), found yourselves home free - signed, sealed, and delivered by the Holy Spirit. This signet from God is the first installment on what's coming, a reminder that we'll get everything God has planned for us, a praising and glorious life.

Ephesians 1:11-14 MSG
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