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Take it to the Lord in prayer...

"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous."

Matthew 5:43-45 NIV

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And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, 'Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will happen.

"And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive."

Matthew 21:21,22 NASB

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And as he taught them, he said, "Is it not written: "My house will be called a house of prayer for all nations' ?

Mark 11:17 NIV

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Pray for the peace of Jerusalem.

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Thanks be unto God for his amazing gift:
Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God
is the object of our faith; the only faith
that saves is faith in Him.

"Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life,
but whoever rejects the Son will not see life,
for God's wrath remains on him."

John 6:36 NIV


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Through the Bible in a Year - Readings for January 31

January 31: Luke 22:39-71, Genesis 40, Psalm 31

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Meditation 1/27 - 2/02 Psalm 32:6-11 MSG

These things add up. Every one of us needs to pray;
when all hell breaks loose and the dam bursts
we'll be on high ground, untouched.

GOD's my island hideaway,
keeps danger far from the shore,
throws garlands of hosannas around my neck.

Let me give you some good advice;
I'm looking you in the eye
and giving it to you straight:

"Don't be ornery like a horse or mule
that needs bit and bridle
to stay on track."

God--defiers are always in trouble;
GOD-affirmers find themselves loved
every time they turn around.

Celebrate GOD.
Sing together--everyone!
All you honest hearts, raise the roof!

Psalm 32:6-11 MSG
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"Yet I will rejoice in the Lord, I will joy in the God of my salvation." Habakkuk 3:18


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Knowing Him through His Word...

Let, I pray thee, thy merciful kindness be for my comfort,
according to thy word unto thy servant.

Let thy tender mercies come unto me, that I may live:
for thy law is my delight.

Psalm 119:76,77 KJV

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Deal bountifully with thy servant,
that I may live, and keep thy word.

Open thou mine eyes, that I may behold
wondrous things out of thy law.

I am a stranger in the earth:
hide not thy commandments from me.

Psalm 119:17-19 KJV

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The law of the LORD is perfect,
converting the soul:
the testimony of the LORD is sure,
making wise the simple.

The statutes of the LORD are right,
rejoicing the heart:
the commandment of the LORD is pure,
enlightening the eyes.

Psalm 19:7,8 KJV

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Thanks be unto God for his amazing gift:
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is the object of our faith; the only faith
that saves is faith in Him.

"Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life,
but whoever rejects the Son will not see life,
for God's wrath remains on him."

John 6:36 NIV


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Through the Bible in a Year - Readings for February 1

February 1: Luke 23:1-25, Genesis 41, Psalm 32

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Meditation 1/27 - 2/02 Psalm 32:6-11 NLT

Therefore, let all the godly confess
their rebellion to you while there is time,
that they may not drown in the
floodwaters of judgment.

For you are my hiding place;
you protect me from trouble.
You surround me with songs of victory.

The LORD says, "I will guide you along
the best pathway for your life.
I will advise you and watch over you.

Do not be like a senseless horse or mule
that needs a bit and bridle
to keep it under control."

Many sorrows come to the wicked,
but unfailing love surrounds those
who trust the LORD.

So rejoice in the LORD and
be glad, all you who obey him!
Shout for joy, all you
whose hearts are pure!

Psalm 32:6-11 NLT
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"If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land:"

Isaiah 1:9
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Look on the Crucified One...

"I have been crucified with Christ;
and it is no longer I who live,
but Christ lives in me;

and the life which I now live in the flesh
I live by faith in the Son of God,
who loved me and gave Himself up for me.

Galatians 2:20 NASB

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But God forbid that I should glory, save in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world is crucified unto me, and I unto the world.

Galatians 6:14 KJV

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But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self control. Against such things there is no law.

Those who belong to Christ Jesus have crucified the sinful nature with its passions and desires.

Galatians 5:22-24 NIV

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Through the Bible in a Year - Readings for February 3

February 3: Luke 24:1-12, Genesis 43, Psalm 34

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Meditation 2/03 - 2/09 Ps 18:30-36 KJV

As for God, his way is perfect:
the word of the LORD is tried:
he is a buckler to all those that trust in him.

For who is God save the LORD?
or who is a rock save our God?

It is God that girdeth me with strength,
and maketh my way perfect.

He maketh my feet like hinds' feet,
and setteth me upon my high places.

He teacheth my hands to war, so that
a bow of steel is broken by mine arms.

Thou hast also given me the shield
of thy salvation: and thy right hand
hath holden me up, and thy gentleness
hath made me great.

Thou hast enlarged my steps under me,
that my feet did not slip.

Psalm 18:30-36 KJV
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"And when we cried unto the Lord God of our fathers, the Lord heard our voice, and looked on our affliction, and our labour, and our oppression:" Deuteronomy 26:7
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Who are you following?

They followed worthless idols and themselves became worthless. They imitated the nations around them although the LORD had ordered them, "Do not do as they do," and they did the things the LORD had forbidden them to do.

They forsook all the commands of the LORD their God and made for themselves two idols cast in the shape of calves, and an Asherah pole. They bowed down to all the starry hosts, and they worshiped Baal.

2 Kings 17:15,16 NIV

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Choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

Joshua 24:15 KJV

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What we set our eye upon to follow, day by day, we will be transformed into that which we behold. So,

Turn your eyes upon Jesus
Look full on His wonderful face
And the things of earth
will grow strangely dim
In the light of His Glory and Grace.

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Pray for the peace of Jerusalem.

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Thanks be unto God for his amazing gift:
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"Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life,
but whoever rejects the Son will not see life,
for God's wrath remains on him."

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Through the Bible in a Year - Readings for February 2

February 2: Luke 23:26-56, Genesis 42, Psalm 33

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Meditation 1/27 - 2/02 Psalm 32:6-11 CEV

We worship you, Lord,
and we should always pray
whenever we find out
that we have sinned.
Then we won't be swept away
by a raging flood.

You are my hiding place!
You protect me from trouble,
and you put songs in my heart
because you have saved me.

You said to me,
"I will point out the road
that you should follow.
I will be your teacher
and watch over you.

Don't be stupid
like horses and mules
that must be led with ropes
to make them obey."

All kinds of troubles
will strike the wicked,
but your kindness shields those
who trust you, LORD.

And so your good people
should celebrate and shout.

Psalm 32:6-11 CEV
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Serving Him - No Matter What! He Is Lord...

Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego replied to the king, "O Nebuchadnezzar, we do not need to defend ourselves before you in this matter. If we are thrown into the blazing furnace, the God we serve is able to save us from it, and he will rescue us from your hand, O king.

But even if he does not, we want you to know, O king, that we will not serve your gods or worship the image of gold you have set up."

Daniel 3:16-18 NIV

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Now I urge you, brethren, by our Lord Jesus Christ and by the love of the Spirit, to strive together with me in your prayers to God for me, that I may be rescued from those who are disobedient in Judea, and that my service for Jerusalem may prove acceptable to the saints; so that I may come to you in joy by the will of God and find refreshing rest in your company.

Romans 15:30-32 NASB

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February 4: Luke 24:13-53, Genesis 44, Psalm 35

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Meditation 2/03 - 2/09 Ps 18:30-36 NIV

As for God, his way is perfect;
the word of the LORD is flawless.

He is a shield
for all who take refuge in him.

For who is God besides the LORD?
And who is the Rock except our God?

It is God who arms me with strength
and makes my way perfect.

He makes my feet like the feet of a deer;
he enables me to stand on the heights.

He trains my hands for battle;
my arms can bend a bow of bronze.

You give me your shield of victory,
and your right hand sustains me;
you stoop down to make me great.

You broaden the path beneath me,
so that my ankles do not turn.

Psalm 18:30-36 NIV
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