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Old 07-24-2008, 03:58 AM   #3041 (permalink)
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Pride brings us low...be humble
Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up.

Brothers, do not slander one another. Anyone who speaks against his brother or judges him speaks against the law and judges it. When you judge the law, you are not keeping it, but sitting in judgment on it.

James 4:10,11 NIV

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Why standest thou afar off, O LORD?
Why hidest thou thyself in times of trouble?

The wicked in his pride doth persecute the poor:
let them be taken in the devices that they have imagined.

For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire,
and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.

Psalm 10:1-3 NIV

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The highway of the upright avoids evil;
he who guards his way guards his life.

Pride goes before destruction,
a haughty spirit before a fall.

Better to be lowly in spirit and among the oppressed
than to share plunder with the proud.

Proverbs 16:17-19 NIV

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An angry man stirs up dissension,
and a hot-tempered one commits many sins.

A man's pride brings him low,
but a man of lowly spirit gains honor.

Proverbs 29:22,23

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Meditation 7/27 - 8/02 Submit to God 1 Peter 5:6-11 NIV
Submit to God; Resist the Devil

Humble yourselves, therefore, under God's mighty hand, that he may lift you up in due time. Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you.

Be self-controlled and alert. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that your brothers throughout the world are undergoing the same kind of sufferings.

And the God of all grace, who called you to his eternal glory in Christ, after you have suffered a little while, will himself restore you and make you strong, firm and steadfast. To him be the power for ever and ever. Amen.

1 Peter 5:6-11 NIV

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For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil. Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

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This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him. This is love: not that we loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son as an atoning sacrifice for our sins.

1 John 4:9,10 NIV

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But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Much more then, having now been justified by His blood, we shall be saved from the wrath of God through Him. For if while we were enemies we were reconciled to God through the death of His Son, much more, having been reconciled, we shall be saved by His life.

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Meditation 7/27 - 8/02 Submit to God 1 Peter 5:6-11 NASB
Submit to God; Resist the Devil

Therefore humble yourselves under the mighty hand of God, that He may exalt you at the proper time, casting all your anxiety on Him, because He cares for you.

Be of sober spirit, be on the alert Your adversary, the devil, prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour.

But resist him, firm in your faith, knowing that the same experiences of suffering are being accomplished by your brethren who are in the world.

After you have suffered for a little while, the God of all grace, who called you to His eternal glory in Christ, will Himself perfect, confirm, strengthen and establish you.

To Him be dominion forever and ever. Amen.

1 Peter 5:6-11 NASB

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